How is Nick Doing?

[Dr. Insomniac]

Recently got curious again about unsold Nick pilots and which ones people are the most "Why didn't this get made?!" toward. Like Constant Payne, the Nick version of Adventure Time, Big Beast Quintet, etc. Half because of the ennui of thinking what could have been, the other half because I saw a clip of a new Nicktoon called Rock Paper Scissors, and it's so low in ambition that it felt like the creators just said one sentence during the pitch meeting and got the job right there.

The Nick pitching process is also something I wish we knew more of, because I remember Greg Weisman saying he pitched a ton of things to Nick that never got made, and Hartman saying he threw a bunch of ideas at them and only a few made the cut. And that's Hartman, their long time partner, struggling to get greenlit.