1. You must be smarter than the average Gaia Online or GameFAQs user to post on this board. You only THINK I'm joking.
2. Limit trolling and flame-baiting to the Spam Board (unless it is in jest).
3. No links to warez or pornography. I mean it.
4. Don't spam links to your Nickelback fan page. Chances are no one gives a shit.
5. Racism, homophobia, sexism, etc. are 110% prohibited.
6. Enjoy your stay!
7. Do not fuck with the rabbit or the duck, and DEFINITELY don't mention them fucking. For reals.