50 Shades of Grey

[Kiddington]

One of my friends posted a pic of herself reading this the other day on Facebook.

My friends have no taste.

He tongued at my chocolate starfish before thrusting three fingers between my quivering butt cheeks and wiggling his fingers around like he was searching for something he dropped inside of my ass.

WHAT.

CHOCOLATE STARFISH WHAT.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know I shouldn't be laughing, but damn. This became a success. This. THIS. 

[Avaitor]

I can just imagine that.

"Huh, you ass looks like a starfi... oh no, my contact! I can barely see without that. Ugh, I'm digging in, but I still can't find it. Wait, why are you moaning?"

[Rynnec]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on3JCwnwHbU&feature=player_embedded

DON'T EAT THE PANCAKES!

[Avaitor]

Another day, another passage/

Boy oh boy.

[Spark Of Spirit]

Here's my quote from the other thread:

So I went to see Brave and stopped by the book shop in the mall since they had a giant rack of 50 Shade Of Grey out front. I picked three random passages to read and was stunned each time.

The first involved cleaning vomit out of pants, the second involved a hipster getting deep listening to Snow Patrol and really thinking man, and the third involved a breakfast scene that climaxed with one character wanted to have sex with the others mouth.

At the front of the store so anyone could walk up and grab it.

Wow.

I think if you want to get a book published nowadays, you shouldn't have much of an issue with this as your argument.

[Rynnec]

Let's see if the Duke can make this shit tolerable.

[Foggle]

Let's see if the Duke can make this shit tolerable.

BEAUTIFUL

[Daxdiv]

Let's see if the Duke can make this shit tolerable.

Yay, That was entertaining. Now he must read this in the voice of Admiral Kunkka.

[Avaitor]

Aww man, I was hoping that was John Wayne reading it.

Now wouldn't that be something?

[Rynnec]

Let's see if the Duke can make this shit tolerable.

Yay, That was entertaining. Now he must read this in the voice of Admiral Kunkka.

I was thinking more along the lines of reading it in the voice of Big the Cat.

[Dr. Insomniac]

I want to hear Joanna Lumley read it in her Patsy voice.

[Kiddington]

Well... since we're talking about other people reading it aloud, I figured this was appropriate.

[Avaitor]

I only dream of writing this masterfully.

[gunswordfist]

Let's see if the Duke can make this shit tolerable.

[Avaitor]

The author of this book is writing a How-To guide for writing.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy the Song of Ice and Fire box set, and a couple of Barnes & Noble collectors editions. I think I need to support good literature before shit takes over everything.