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Ask Jesus
« on: March 18, 2013, 12:52:14 PM »


Greetings, heathens. I am Jesus. I have possessed this lowly account you know as "Dr. Insomniac' in favor of spreading the good word of the Lord (i.e. me) to this unholy land. To initiate the cleansing, I shall answer several of your questions. Please be polite, and do not ask me to grant wishes. I'm serious.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 01:53:43 PM »
 :imnothappy:

 :thinkin:

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 02:06:42 PM »
:imnothappy:

 :thinkin:
I, Jesus, wish to know what ails you.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 02:47:15 PM »
Count Grishnackh, smash or pass?
Life is not about the second chances. It's about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 02:52:27 PM »
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 05:38:59 PM »
When is the Second Coming already? We've been waiting two thousand years; quit stalling!

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2013, 06:03:36 PM »
Count Grishnackh, smash or pass?
Smash. After all, Varg is one of my Apostles.

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My child, you must learn how to expel your seed without the use of drugs. Viagra may make your member big, but it will not enlarge your dignity.

When is the Second Coming already? We've been waiting two thousand years; quit stalling!
But I have already come twice.
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2013, 06:14:34 PM »
...
"The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder." - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2013, 06:15:57 PM »
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Please don't be shy. Shyness is for the Romans who crucified me.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM »
Hey Jesus..!

I always wondered what your view on Nazi's was like, seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
Also, ever played Spear of Destiny..?  :-X
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2013, 12:11:03 PM »
What's everyone being so mean all about? Guys, this is Jesus.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2013, 12:51:39 PM »
Hey Jesus..!

I always wondered what your view on Nazi's was like, seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
Also, ever played Spear of Destiny..?  :-X
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2013, 12:52:02 PM »
What's everyone being so mean all about? Guys, this is Jesus.
My thanks to you, youngling.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM »
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM »
Youngling?  :hayguyz:

seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
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