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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM »
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
Life is not about the second chances. It's about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

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I got their first CD, but you can't have it, motherfucker!

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM »
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
"The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder." - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2013, 08:45:06 PM »
I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...

My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2013, 08:46:11 PM »
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2013, 08:48:14 PM »
I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...

My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?
I pull out my right eye and reveal a zone that I rub in order to heal my sacred form.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2013, 09:01:16 PM »
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?
Life is not about the second chances. It's about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

Sir, do you have any Warrants?
I got their first CD, but you can't have it, motherfucker!

New blog!
http://avaitorsblog.blogspot.com/

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2013, 09:07:27 PM »
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?
If you mean a satellite that I will crash into someone's house, then yes.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2013, 04:43:34 PM »
hey jdawg i got three more wishes i need granted kthx

1. a butt 2 touch
2. another butt 2 touch
3. a 3rd and/or 4th butt 2 touch

thnx bro

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2013, 11:14:00 PM »
Here are all the butts you can touch.


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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2013, 06:45:58 AM »
Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2013, 10:08:18 AM »
Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2014, 06:53:01 AM »
So just how does the walk on water thing work?

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2014, 07:13:33 AM »


Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.

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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2014, 08:55:02 AM »
No wonder Americans love jesus so much  .3.
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Re: Ask Jesus
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2014, 03:19:18 PM »


Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.




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