Ask Jesus

Started by Dr. Insomniac, March 18, 2013, 12:52:14 PM

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Spark Of Spirit

Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
"The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder." - G.K. Chesterton

Micki!

I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...

My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

Dr. Insomniac

Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.

Dr. Insomniac

Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 08:45:06 PM
I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...

My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?
I pull out my right eye and reveal a zone that I rub in order to heal my sacred form.

Avaitor

Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:46:11 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?
Life is not about the second chances. It's about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

Sir, do you have any Warrants?
I got their first CD, but you can't have it, motherfucker!

New blog!
http://avaitorsblog.blogspot.com/

Dr. Insomniac

Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 09:01:16 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:46:11 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?
If you mean a satellite that I will crash into someone's house, then yes.

Kiddington

hey jdawg i got three more wishes i need granted kthx

1. a butt 2 touch
2. another butt 2 touch
3. a 3rd and/or 4th butt 2 touch

thnx bro

Dr. Insomniac

Here are all the butts you can touch.


Micki!

Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

Dr. Insomniac

Quote from: Micki! on March 24, 2013, 06:45:58 AM
Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!
No.

Peanutbutter

So just how does the walk on water thing work?

Dr. Insomniac



Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.

Micki!

No wonder Americans love jesus so much  .3.
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

Peanutbutter

Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on May 09, 2014, 07:13:33 AM


Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.




Who gave you those sunglasses, and where do I get them? If it was from Lucifer, forget about it.  :sweat: