So, you know how Japan is currently obsessed with giving their light novels sentences for titles (ex: My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute)? Well, let's make up our own light novel titles based on currently existing works!
As A Miniature Horse, How Was I Supposed To Know Friendship Would Be So Magical?
Nobody Told Me Selling Meth Would Be This Bad!~ Starring Walt-senpai and Pinkman-chan.
Wait, You're Saying My Beautiful Blonde Girlfriend Is A Robot... And There Are More Of Her!?
My Serial Killer Son Is So Adorable!
My Girlfriend, the Killer Robot Bent on Destroying The Human Race
Thank God She Isn't My Sister!
Hot Demon Hunting Man Lovers
Neo-San @ Global Nuclear Internet Crisis
I Can't Believe This Gay Guy Is Stealing My Heroin
The Peculiar Man X The Plunger People
The High School Club At Which Everyone Sings (As Long As There Are No Gunshots)
My Granddaughter Needs a Man's Love!
I Like to Sing to Robots!
Am I Not Allowed to Play Footsies with the Brigadier?!
My Scarf Is So Comfy!
Australians are weird!
Nobody Told Me Court Would Be This Boring~
My Friend Is Into Chinese Men?!
When That Captain Hits On Me, My Friend Gets Mad?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
By The Way, My Best Friend Is My Mother-In-Law!
Those Southerners Have Such Sharp Pointy Teeth
It's Not Like I Wanted To Save Arkham!~
That Jerk In Advertising's Real Name Is Whitman!?
To China, the Iron of my Manhood!
God Is A Young Boy With a Snowglobe!
Horatio-San on the Hot Sands
How a Brother's Love Ended the Use of my Legs!
Gilligan, The Skipper, The Millionaire, His Wife, The Movie Star, The Professor, And Mary Ann's Island
Where did my pet Gerbil Go?
White People? How Could You Do This?!!
Nuclear War Kinda Put a Damper on My Week
This Is An Aardvark, Right?~
My Uniform Helps Me Violate the Senpais!!
Vampire Sons, Feast on Your New Mother!!
Seamonkeys Can't Be Friends With Us!
My Glasses Fetish Leads To Demons!
I Must Teach the Virgins the Wonders of Japan!
All These Strange People Won't Let Me Leave This Town!
My Glasses Fetish Leads to Robots!
Girls, let me rape you. The Future of the Universe is at stake.
My New Girlfriend is a U-Boat!
How did I, simple commoner, never notice this thread before?