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Greetings, heathens. I am Jesus. I have possessed this lowly account you know as "Dr. Insomniac' in favor of spreading the good word of the Lord (i.e. me) to this unholy land. To initiate the cleansing, I shall answer several of your questions. Please be polite, and do not ask me to grant wishes. I'm serious.
:imnothappy:
:thinkin:
Quote from: Graywulf on March 18, 2013, 01:53:43 PM
:imnothappy:
:thinkin:
I, Jesus, wish to know what ails you.
Count Grishnackh, smash or pass?
HEllo !!
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When is the Second Coming already? We've been waiting two thousand years; quit stalling!
Quote from: Avaitor on March 18, 2013, 02:47:15 PM
Count Grishnackh, smash or pass?
Smash. After all, Varg is one of my Apostles.
Quote from: Foggle on March 18, 2013, 02:52:27 PM
HEllo !!
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Quote from: Daikun on March 18, 2013, 05:38:59 PM
When is the Second Coming already? We've been waiting two thousand years; quit stalling!
But I have already come twice.
...
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 18, 2013, 06:14:34 PM
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Please don't be shy. Shyness is for the Romans who crucified me.
Hey Jesus..!
I always wondered what your view on Nazi's was like, seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
Also, ever played Spear of Destiny..? :-X
What's everyone being so mean all about? Guys, this is Jesus.
Quote from: talonmalon333 on March 19, 2013, 12:11:03 PM
What's everyone being so mean all about? Guys, this is Jesus.
My thanks to you, youngling.
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
Youngling? :hayguyz:
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
A lot of people do bad things and claim it's because of Jesus and stuff.
Quote from: Foggle on March 19, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
A lot of people do bad things and claim it's because of Jesus and stuff.
I think he was specifically asking about the Nazis, though.
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: Foggle on March 19, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
A lot of people do bad things and claim it's because of Jesus and stuff.
I think he was specifically asking about the Nazis, though.
Yeah, from what I can tell the Nazi's weren't exactly fans of orthodox Christianity.
These plateaus make me, Jesus, happy.
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: Foggle on March 19, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
A lot of people do bad things and claim it's because of Jesus and stuff.
I think he was specifically asking about the Nazis, though.
Yeah, from what I can tell the Nazi's weren't exactly fans of orthodox Christianity.
Geez guys :D, The Nazi regime was also very christian, and they had a thing against jews for more reasons than claiming them of being inferior, heck, they even wore a symbol translated "God with Us" Well, technically that's in gods name and not Jesus, but his opinion still interests me..!
It's hard having to explain this and not come off as incredibly offensive :srs:
Hey Zeus, who do you think A is?
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
Hey Zeus, who do you think A is?
I, Jesus, do not associate with pagan religions.
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
Hey Zeus, who do you think A is?
I, Jesus, do not associate with pagan religions.
I take it you're not a fan of Pretty Little Liars.
can u grant me 3 wishes
1. butts
2. butts
3. butts
thx jdawg
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 07:46:40 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: Foggle on March 19, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
A lot of people do bad things and claim it's because of Jesus and stuff.
I think he was specifically asking about the Nazis, though.
Yeah, from what I can tell the Nazi's weren't exactly fans of orthodox Christianity.
Geez guys :D, The Nazi regime was also very christian, and they had a thing against jews for more reasons than claiming them of being inferior, heck, they even wore a symbol translated "God with Us" Well, technically that's in gods name and not Jesus, but his opinion still interests me..!
It's hard having to explain this and not come off as incredibly offensive :srs:
It was political more than anything. It used everything including beliefs of others to push their agenda further and their spiritual aspects were closer to paganism. While I don't doubt there were Christians in the Nazi regime, their leader's philosophy had little of anything to do with it except for political gain.
It's hard to avoid skirting the line in this thread, though. Not that I want this to be a serious thread. :P
Quote from: Kiddington on March 19, 2013, 07:54:09 PM
can u grant me 3 wishes
1. butts
2. butts
3. butts
thx jdawg
You got to see my butt on Passion of the Christ. Bless.
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
Hey Zeus, who do you think A is?
I, Jesus, do not associate with pagan religions.
I take it you're not a fan of Pretty Little Liars.
I, Jesus, do not approve of this new kind of family.
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
I always get it confused with the Lying Game.
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...
My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 08:45:06 PM
I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...
My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?
I pull out my right eye and reveal a zone that I rub in order to heal my sacred form.
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:46:11 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 09:01:16 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:46:11 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on March 19, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on March 19, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
People watch Pretty Little Liars?
Spoiled white girls.
But not our lord and savior, I take it.
I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?
Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?
I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.
My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.
So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?
If you mean a satellite that I will crash into someone's house, then yes.
hey jdawg i got three more wishes i need granted kthx
1. a butt 2 touch
2. another butt 2 touch
3. a 3rd and/or 4th butt 2 touch
thnx bro
Here are all the butts you can touch.
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Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!
Quote from: Micki! on March 24, 2013, 06:45:58 AM
Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!
No.
So just how does the walk on water thing work?
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Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.
No wonder Americans love jesus so much .3.
Quote from: Dr. Insomniac on May 09, 2014, 07:13:33 AM
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Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.
Who gave you those sunglasses, and where do I get them? If it was from Lucifer, forget about it. :sweat: