Well, I fucked up with my personal life. And I've got lemons, so here's some lemonade through Marquis's Christmas Twatfuckery, where you PM me your addresses and which one of these books below that you want, while I mail them to you. Here's the selection:
The Magicians by Lev Grossman
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
This Book Is Full Of Spiders: Seriously, Don't Touch It by David Wong
Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett
Lamb by Christopher Moore
Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss
Don't be shy. At all. Seriously, take them. I don't want them anymore.
Very cool that you're willing to send out the books man. But don't be so hard on yourself. I know it seems like it now, but it's not the end of the world... it'll get better.
Love,
Foggle
Budunkabump.