"The Room" Talkback (Spoilers)

[Avaitor]

"You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

Release Date: June 27, 2003
Studio: Wiseau Films
Director: Tommy Wiseau
Aspect Ratio: 1.85 : 1
Starring: Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero

Plot Summary: Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusting at times which haunts him later on. Lisa is a beautiful blonde fiancé of Johnny. She has always gotten her way and will manipulate to get what she wants. She is a taker, with a double personality, and her deadly schemes lead to her own downfall. Mark is a young, successful and independent best friend of Johnny. He has a good heart, but gets caught up in Lisa's dangerous web and gives into temptation. This eventually brings him to great loss. Claudette is the classy, sophisticated mother of Lisa who has had disappointing relationships in her life. She wants her daughter to be married as soon as possible so she can benefit. Denny is an orphan boy, naive and confused about life, love, and friendship. Denny is very ambitious and also very grateful to the people that are in his life...

COMMENTS?

Jesus, what is there to say about this film that hasn't already been said? I mean, I swear that in a few years, "Oh, hi Mark" will be equal to the shower scene in Psycho, "We'll always have Paris", and "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" in terms of instant recognization. And hopefully "What a story, Mark" will be up there, too.

This movie... if you haven't already seen it, for the love of good, please do. With a group of friends who have no idea what to expect. Everyone must experience this film. It's our right as American citizens.

[Lord Dalek]

What a funny story, you're a very funny guy Avaitor. So how's your sexlife.

[Avaitor]

I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Let's go play football, honk honk!

[Dr. Insomniac]

Hey Avaitor. You have my money? Where's. My. Money? WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' MONEY, AVAITOR?! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' MONEY?!

[Avaitor]

Have fun.

[Kiddington]

Raw emotion.

This scene is why every actor in this movie deserves an Oscar. And then some.

[Avaitor]

So I think in this one, Tommy tries to explain where he comes from.

I thin'.

[Kiddington]

Een eh fioo meenets, betch.

The subtle nuances of Tommy's performance here are second to none.

[Foggle]

Seeing this at a theater next week. Can't fucking wait.

[Dr. Insomniac]

Seeing this at a theater next week. Can't fucking wait.

Will you bring the spoons?

[Foggle]

Seeing this at a theater next week. Can't fucking wait.

Will you bring the spoons?

They're actually being provided!

[Avaitor]

Oh, nice.

[Kiddington]

I'm so jealous.

Wish they did these here. I'd love to see this in a theater, just for kicks.

[Avaitor]