SpongeBob SquarePants

[gunswordfist]

  Senseless shit like that just makes me want to watch the episode even more.

[Daikun]

Squidward's VA arrested.

[Spark Of Spirit]

The single worst aspect of this show is the cops. They're not funny, like ever. Everything involving them is a lazy joke and half-cooked gag that anyone can see miles away.

Get it? They're bad at their job so they're arresting people who didn't do anything! Get it? They're jerks so they're harassing someone who didn't do anything! Get it? They're stupid so they ignore anyone who needs help! It's funny! You should be laughing!

That's literally all they do. The jokes write themselves.

[gunswordfist]

Have them arrest Rodger Bumpass.

[Daikun]

Stephen Hillenburg has been diagnosed with ALS.

[LumRanmaYasha]

I don't know how to process this. It's crazy to think that Hillenburg, the man who created arguably the most popular animated show of the last 20 years, might only have a few years left to live. I can only wish him and his family the best.

[Dr. Insomniac]

RIP.

[Daikun]

Man, that's rough. R.I.P.

[Avaitor]

RIP for sure. He seemed like a good guy, and ALS is not an easy way to go.

[Daikun]

Shortly after Hillenburg's death, a Change.org petition was launched to play "Sweet Victory" at the Super Bowl. It received over 900k signatures.

And now the Mercedes-Benz Stadium has Tweeted this...

[Avaitor]

It'd do better for the ratings than Maroon 5, that's for sure.

[Daikun]

You had one job, NFL.

[Peanutbutter]

Sadly, they thought a five second clip would be enough. 

[Daikun]

Meanwhile, the NHL did it right.

https://twitter.com/DallasStars/status/1092455235555971073

[Dr. Insomniac]

They'll never stop Spongebob. Have no fears. We've got stories for years.