Make a Silly Rumour About the Poster Above You

Neomysterion X. Prime · December 27, 2010, 11:30:51 PM

This was originally ddog892's idea for a forum game. This time, it'll be on silly rumours about others.
I'll start with one on someone who I want to see here on AR, Kohaku/SakuraHime (AKA: KaguraHime from My Anime List):

Kohaku has nightmares about suave-looking men and giant butterflies.

Try making a silly rumour about me and maybe I'll get at you back.

Avaitor · December 27, 2010, 11:51:55 PM

EK is a closet Kyoto diehard.

Neomysterion X. Prime · December 28, 2010, 12:00:40 AM

Avaitor accidentally left a whole sack of Jawbreakers in my friend's plushie collection.

Foggle · December 28, 2010, 12:01:24 AM

~~Avaitor secretly listens to Katy Perry whilst sobbing every night before he goes to sleep.~~

Ninja'd.

Neomysterion Prime only likes NeoPets because he fantasizes about what they'd taste like if made into steak.

Avaitor · December 28, 2010, 12:01:59 AM

Quote from: Foggle on December 28, 2010, 12:01:24 AM
Avaitor secretly listens to Katy Perry whilst sobbing every night before he goes to sleep.

Hey! Hey!

I do that to Ke$ha.

Spark Of Spirit · December 28, 2010, 12:02:14 AM

Foggle has Umineko posters taped all over his room.

Neomysterion X. Prime · December 28, 2010, 12:05:04 AM

Desensitized sometimes dances in molten hot gravy.

Avaitor · December 28, 2010, 12:07:00 AM

Desensitized's favorite anime are K-On, Panty & Stoking, and KissxSis.

Neomysterion X. Prime · December 28, 2010, 12:10:36 AM

Avaitor stole my Advent Calendar Prizes and gave them to the Money Tree.

Avaitor · December 28, 2010, 10:24:12 PM

Foggle is really a 36-year-old guy named Carl who lives in his parents basement and likes to collect stamps of dead celebrities.

talonmalon333 · December 28, 2010, 10:28:40 PM

Avaitor is actually part deer.

Avaitor · December 28, 2010, 10:36:10 PM

Desensitized wants to be babysat by Fran Drescher.

Dr. Insomniac · December 28, 2010, 10:38:40 PM

EK, Foggle, and Talon are all alt accounts of a paranoid schizophrenic 6-year-old girl named Kim.

Spark Of Spirit · December 28, 2010, 10:56:47 PM

Insommy is secretly Gunswordfist's alter-ego who only comes out when touched by cold water.

Quote from: Avaitor on December 28, 2010, 10:36:10 PM
Desensitized wants to be babysat by Fran Drescher.

That show is on right now. Eerie.

Avaitor · December 28, 2010, 10:59:16 PM

Insommy used to teach Jimi Hendrix a thing or two.

Quote from: Desensitized on December 28, 2010, 10:56:47 PM
Quote from: Avaitor on December 28, 2010, 10:36:10 PM
Desensitized wants to be babysat by Fran Drescher.
That show is on right now. Eerie.

I found out on Christmas that my uncle's wife can do a decent impression of her. Double eerie.

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