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Dr. Insomniac

March 18, 2013, 12:52:14 PM


Greetings, heathens. I am Jesus. I have possessed this lowly account you know as "Dr. Insomniac' in favor of spreading the good word of the Lord (i.e. me) to this unholy land. To initiate the cleansing, I shall answer several of your questions. Please be polite, and do not ask me to grant wishes. I'm serious.

The Shadow Gentleman

#1
March 18, 2013, 01:53:43 PM
 :imnothappy:

:thinkin:

Dr. Insomniac

#2
March 18, 2013, 02:06:42 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 18, 2013, 01:53:43 PM
:imnothappy:

:thinkin:
I, Jesus, wish to know what ails you.

Avaitor

#3
March 18, 2013, 02:47:15 PM
Count Grishnackh, smash or pass?
Life is not about the second chances. It's about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

Sir, do you have any Warrants?
I got their first CD, but you can't have it, motherfucker!

New blog!
http://avaitorsblog.blogspot.com/

Foggle

#4
March 18, 2013, 02:52:27 PM
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Daikun

#5
March 18, 2013, 05:38:59 PM
When is the Second Coming already? We've been waiting two thousand years; quit stalling!

Dr. Insomniac

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March 18, 2013, 06:03:36 PM Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 06:10:43 PM by Dr. Insomniac
Quote from: Avaitor on March 18, 2013, 02:47:15 PM
Count Grishnackh, smash or pass?
Smash. After all, Varg is one of my Apostles.

Quote from: Foggle on March 18, 2013, 02:52:27 PM
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Quote from: Daikun on March 18, 2013, 05:38:59 PM
When is the Second Coming already? We've been waiting two thousand years; quit stalling!
But I have already come twice.

Spark Of Spirit

#7
March 18, 2013, 06:14:34 PM
...
"The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder." - G.K. Chesterton

Dr. Insomniac

#8
March 18, 2013, 06:15:57 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 18, 2013, 06:14:34 PM
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Please don't be shy. Shyness is for the Romans who crucified me.

Micki!

#9
March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
Hey Jesus..!

I always wondered what your view on Nazi's was like, seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
Also, ever played Spear of Destiny..?  :-X
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

talonmalon333

#10
March 19, 2013, 12:11:03 PM
What's everyone being so mean all about? Guys, this is Jesus.

Dr. Insomniac

#11
March 19, 2013, 12:52:02 PM
Quote from: talonmalon333 on March 19, 2013, 12:11:03 PM
What's everyone being so mean all about? Guys, this is Jesus.
My thanks to you, youngling.

The Shadow Gentleman

#12
March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???

Spark Of Spirit

#13
March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Youngling?  :hayguyz:

Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
"The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder." - G.K. Chesterton

Foggle

#14
March 19, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Spark Of Spirit on March 19, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Graywulf on March 19, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Micki! on March 19, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
seeing as they seemed to do quite alot of things in your name (or at least indirectly)
???
No idea.
A lot of people do bad things and claim it's because of Jesus and stuff.
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