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Dear God Please Make This Stop – The Diabolik Lovers OVA

Dear God Please Make This Stop – The Diabolik Lovers OVA

I honestly can’t even believe this OVA was produced. That’s right! Diabolik Lovers (that horrible rape-ridden vampire show from 2013) is back, to the applause of literally no-one! The only response the OVA announcement yielded was the s̶͡oun͝d҉͘ ͝o͢f̵͜͡ ͜me̷͢ ̡̡͠vi̸̕c̢̛͟i̢͢o̡u̸͢͝s͜l͝y̸̛ c͠r͟y͏i̢̢͡n̶ǵ̢͢,́ k̡͘ņo̧̡̕c͜͝k͠in̢͞g̨ m͡y͢͢͞s͡e͞l͠f̶ ͠ba̢c͠͝͠k͢͠ ҉̷a̸͘ńd̶ ̧f̨̀҉o͞͡r̛̕t͟ḩ͘͡ ̧i̵n ͢a͡͝ ͜d́͠u̧ś̨̨t̷̨y͘,́ ͘f͟ilt͟͠͡h́y ̶c̷o҉͜r̶̢̢ne͟r̡̛ trying to forget this media franchise existed in the first place. You don’t even want to imagine my reaction to the second season announcement, because lots of bad things…

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The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea and Mr. Freeze – Slainedrops Keep Falling On My Head

The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea and Mr. Freeze – Slainedrops Keep Falling On My Head

After a slightly disappointing episode last week, Aldnoah.Zero 2nd Season this week follows the previous episode in terms of pacing and tone, leaving the promise of more hilarious antics to be shown next week. In this week’s episode, however, we have a lack of Slaine once again, Inaho and Rayet bonding over angst and superpowers, and Lemrina being a little shit. Fun times. The Vers Count taken hostage last week, Count Mazuurek, is interrogated by Inaho and Rayet this week…

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The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Slaine Slaine Go Away, Come Again Some Other Day

The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Slaine Slaine Go Away, Come Again Some Other Day

Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you’re me), Aldnoah.Zero decided to take this week easy on its viewers, so this review will be quite short, as not much happened. Luckily enough, Aldnoah did not hit a new low today, as the show took time to reintroduce Yuki, Inaho’s sister, and Marito, the best girl of Aldnoah‘s 1st season. Marito now suffers from a new form of post-traumatic stress disorder, in which the brain deliberately triggers distressing imagery when facing danger, even though…

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The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Saazbaum Got Slaine’d

The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Saazbaum Got Slaine’d

I feel like a broken record. Every time I say Aldnoah.Zero has reached a new low, the next episode manages to make that low even lower. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. This episode opens up with a chess game between Inaho and Magbaredge ripped straight out of Terror in Resonance, and Magbaredge uses this to place Inaho into a squadron to attack the Vers Empire in a later assignment. However, the show surprisingly takes time to explain its retcon…

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The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Serial Experiments Slaine

The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Serial Experiments Slaine

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, Aldnoah.Zero (wait for it) gets worse. This is not a surprise in the slightest. The time for praise has passed, the era of criticism is upon us. Buckle up. Aldnoah.Zero 2nd Season is littered with plot-holes from here-on out, as compared to the little plot-hole rips the 1st season tried so very hard to ignore. One scene from the 1st season of Aldnoah.Zero completely contradicts a scene from this episode – the…

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The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Down the Slaine Drain

The Bizarre Adventures of Eggy Azalea & Mr. Freeze – Down the Slaine Drain

There was once a time where I liked and appreciated Aldnoah.Zero. That time has since passed, and new feelings have emerged to replace this, such as deep self-loathing, extreme embarrassment and undeniable shame. With the 1st season’s ending, the show ended on a climatic and somewhat unexpected note – Slaine murdering Inaho after Saazbaum murdered Asseylum. However, the hilarious nature of that ending has since been intensified with this latest episode of ‘Katsuhiko Takayama should stick to writing shota hentai’,…

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One Year On with Diabolik Lovers

One Year On with Diabolik Lovers

NOTE: This review was written in September and not posted until now. Year: 2013 Director: Shinobu Tagashira Studio: Zexcs Licensed By: Sentai Filmworks A show rarely comes along with such insult in its blood; Diabolik Lovers is 2013’s worst anime, something met with unanimous agreement. From its lack of plot to its creepy subtext, Dialovers is a trainwreck both as an anime and an adaptation. This show is diabolical, disgraceful and disgusting – not to mention painfully unerotic – and…

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One Year On – Attack on Titan

One Year On – Attack on Titan

A lot of ‘memorable’ anime emerged from the year 2013 – Free!, Kill la Kill, Gatchaman Crowds, The Flowers of Evil, the names are presumably endless. But from the titles I’ve namedropped, I can only see one anime becoming truly ‘memorable’ – that being Kill la Kill – and soon the rest will be lost to the cults. One anime from 2013 guilty of being forgotten in the future is undeniably Attack on Titan, a show so hyped up it…

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