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Harem Battle Wars: Legend of the Underfiend’s Electric Boogalo -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying About The Proper Title of Urotsukidoji and Love Tentacle Rape

November 15, 2013 Timothy Bourbon Belmonte III, Esq.

Nacho Libre was suiting up for his next cage match. It was a dark and stormy cage match. Nacho Libre has nothing to do with this story though, so fuck that guy. Right in his asshole. * * * * * * It was a dark and stormy 30 tatami room. Kirito lay upon one of said 30 tatami, naked, his cock exposed to the webcam upon which he was displaying his body for all the world to see. Over…

Flowers Of Awesome: A Rebuttal

June 30, 2013 Timothy Bourbon Belmonte III, Esq.

Clearly these poseurs like Plasmatic Vasquez who’ve already complained about the wonderful Japanimation series that bares the name of the most beautiful poem known to man are insane cock-knockers who clearly are only into generic pablum like Fate/Zorro and Maduka Maguca. It is therefore up to moi to settle this matter in an appropriate manner. Flowers of Evil is the greatest Japanimation since Momotoro’s Divine Sea Warriors, and only I can share with you how never has there been a…