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In The Grail, Pass The Xanax

In The Grail, Pass The Xanax

The short-lived animated series Immortal Grand Prix, a racing show co-produced by Cartoon Network, recently returned to screens to much fanfare. Much praise has been given to Toonami for this idea, with the consensus being this represents a return to the good old days. However, that contrasts with previous apathy for the show in favor of desire for shows like Sym-Bionic Titan or Teen Titans to return. In fact, the interest in bringing back IGPX seemed nonexistent in the months…

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Don’t Knock It Until You’ve Tried It, Princess. (Fury)

Don’t Knock It Until You’ve Tried It, Princess. (Fury)

A long wait for a horrible episodes, dears. After dealing with monkeys and Greek mythology, Justice League now believes that feminism can be handled correctly. Of course, the show has been able to deal with female characters without demonizing them. And after all, Superman’s been more of a punching bag on the show than Wonder Woman or Hawkgirl ever are. So the episode can’t be that bad, right? With a male production staff, and a female writer not to been…

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Young Justice: Irritation

Young Justice: Irritation

So I’ve been watching Young Justice ever since its premiere, mostly due to my love of DC and Greg Weisman. However, the start of the recent season has found me complaining more than appreciating the series. Let’s see why. I. The New Batch – Because of five years passing by between seasons, it was natural that the cast would be affected. However, it was much more than expected by the series unleashing more than half a dozen new main characters…

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Haganai 04 – Underclassmen Don’t Give Head

Haganai 04 – Underclassmen Don’t Give Head

A girl with a pair of glasses sneaks into a science room while greeting jellyfish. Um, yeah.  Onto a completely different scene, Kodaka walks by, catching the fear of one-dimensional school girls. I can understand bad first impressions, but it gets ridiculous after the first few times. Maybe their houses got burned down by blonde people or something, I don’t know. He enters the club room to find a miniature nun, which Yozora photographs to make him look like a…

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End of Season Review: Nisemonogatari

End of Season Review: Nisemonogatari

With the Winter Programs come to a close, it’s time to share with the rest of the class what we’ve been watching. First up: Nisemonogatari. Sequel series, or sequels in general, are tricky beasts to deal with. At the bare minimum, viewers expect that the same charm and quirks from the original be carried over, to the tune of a new, refreshing plot. The problem with that in terms of Nisemonogatari (or Impostory if you’re looking for a good English…

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Haganai 3 There Is No Felching at the Swimming Pool

Haganai 3 There Is No Felching at the Swimming Pool

Kodaka and Yozora find Sena still obsessed with visual novels, with her addiction devolving to eroges. FUNImation has also taken its time to subtitle it, so the hearing-impaired are allowed to read about a girl coming inside her womb. Yeah, that’ll satisfy everyone not named Jack Shaftoe. They get into another bitch fight over about the sense in playing an H-game at a Catholic School instead of trying to accomplish their mission from two episodes. Yozora proceeds to use several…

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Haganai 02 There’s No God In The Anime World

Haganai 02 There’s No God In The Anime World

Kodaka walks in to find Sena waiting on the table like a stalker in heat. She then talks about how calling her by her last name would conflict with classist issues or some shit. But then, Yozora pops in and starts the club by suggesting that the y find friends by playing video games. Yeah, gaming is obviously the prevailing key to an active social life. Yozora pulls out a non-copyright-infringed PSP and uses the almighty might of the MMORPG…

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Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai 01 – You Don’t Have Any Friends and It’s Your Own Fault!

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai 01 – You Don’t Have Any Friends and It’s Your Own Fault!

We open onto a school full of people walking, guys playing, and girls stalking each other. The obligatory underage girl with bare feet makes her rounds, while girls gawk at our main protagonist for a reason that only gets more stupid as the show goes on. See, this boy has the stigma of being an abominable half-breed nihonjin with blonde hair. And because Japanese people are either horribly racist or fearful of an oncoming Super Saiyan attack, they quickly run…

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Maybe You Don’t Watch Enough (The Brave and the Bold)

Maybe You Don’t Watch Enough (The Brave and the Bold)

Leave it to the most comedic member of the Justice League to spark one of the most significant elements in the show, one that involves talking gorillas of all things. The first act just seems like pandering to Wally West fans, showing how spectacular he can be by chasing a truck while saving civilians along the way. Then as the episode progresses, the Flash is portrayed in a more negative light as cops yell at him while even his companions…

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