what the fuck

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http://myanimelist.net/anime/9736/Lotte_no_Omocha!

In the medieval fantasy world of Alfheimr, succubus princess Astarotte Ygvar, the first princess of the kingdom of Ygvar, has just reached the age of 10. For the coming years of a young succubus' life, it is necessary for them to have a male harem. In order to maintain their body and preserve their beautiful appearance, they must consume a substance only found on males. This substance is a liquid called Sauzfryma, better known as semen. The princess, however, bears a great dislike against men, and only agrees to create a harem if a human male is to join.

Astarotte Ygvar, the first princess of the kingdom of Ygvar, has just reached the age of 10.

must consume

semen

Now I can see why those government fucks wanted to ban all anime and manga.

[Avaitor]

I'll grant whoever wants to sit through all of this and review it a staff position.

[Dr. Ensatsu-ken]

Is it wrong that I found this more hilarious than disturbing?

Well, to be fair its not like this is the only instance of Japan having something this stupid. Oh goodness no, they've been churning out this kind of stupidity for years. This is merely just another nail in the coffin of completely gross and INSANELY unorthodox ideas to come out of that country.

I would just like to make it known that when I do claim my rightful thrown as the dominant ruler of this Universe, any single person that had any involvement with the creation of such abominations will be subject to death by extreme torture.

[Commode]

Hey man, spitters are quitters after all.

[Dr. Insomniac]

Hey, at least it won't be as bad as the show with the breastmilk.

[Dr. Ensatsu-ken]

It could be worse, they could randomly decide to stick a dick onto the little girl. Other works from Japan have been known to do shit like that.

[Commode]

Also, on a slightly different tangent, Hustler Video is keeping their tradition going of producing porn parodies of TV shows like That 70's Show, Married... With Children, and Beverly Hills 90210 with an all new production.  The next show they have chosen, you ask?  Like the caption at the top of the article says, "THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!"

[Angus]

Well they'd prefer tentacles, but that was back in the days before they decided to make adaptations of all those dating/adult sims.

[Spark Of Spirit]

Japan sucks.

[Spark Of Spirit]

Speaking of what the fuck

If this is the best anime has to offer, it needs to be aborted now.

[Avaitor]

*first thing sees is Konata, than the girl from K-ON as #1*

Otakus are retarded.

[Spark Of Spirit]

The fact that Yui from K-On is considered the best character of 2010 is enough to make me swear off anime forever.

SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

[Dr. Ensatsu-ken]

I recognize all of 3 characters on that entire list: Edward Elric, Mashiro Moritaka, and Ichigo, the last of whom should not be on that list (also, Takagi, Hattori, and Eiji are honestly more interesting characters than Mashiro, IMO).

Yeah, sorry, I didn't watch K-ON or any of those other anime that feature any of those other characters whom I neither know nor care the slightest bit about.

As far as I'm concerned, the only thing Animage ever got right was when it called Yu Yu Hakusho the best anime of the year way back in 1994. Other than that, though, the magazine and all of its opinions are complete trash, as far as I'm concerned.

[Spark Of Spirit]

I'm surprised those characters even made the list at all. Aren't there some brain dead cat girls, or shiny cheeked tsundere their place could be used for instead?

[Dr. Insomniac]

Eh, Animage's choices are just as valid as any of the MTV Awards (meaning only fanatics vote in them, so they don't reflect the actual public opinion).