What Movie Did You Just Watch

[Foggle]

The script was certainly brilliant.

Sandpaper masturbation. Anal rape with barbed wire. Copious amounts of shit eating. Truly, Tom Six was channeling Kubrick when he wrote this excellent masterpiece.

[Avaitor]

Everyone who's seen it says that it's way more vile than the first. Since I thought that was pretty tame compared to the hype, I'm not sure what I'll think about it. Does sound interesting though.

Granted, I thought Precious was a ridiculously funny black comedy, so I'm probably just fucked up in general.

[Dr. Insomniac]

Granted, I thought Precious was a ridiculously funny black comedy, so I'm probably just fucked up in general.

I said this on Twitter, but the label has no effect on what the genre is. Some sitcoms just happen to be effective dramas, and vice-versa.

[Avaitor]

I mean who doesn't find it hilarious when the mom yells "PRECIOUS, THIS PIGS FEET IS COLD! FIX THAT NASTY SHIT UP" or when Precious runs away with the fried chicken she ordered at that greasy diner?

[Foggle]

The first movie is exceedingly tame. Cringed once, thought two scenes were kind of gross.

The second one is sickening. Everything from the acting to the way it was filmed to the sound production to the close-ups of a morbidly obese man's penis to (of course) the special effects... very hard to watch. Though it's nothing compared to some other "films" (and I use that term loosely) I've seen.

Precious (Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire)... god I hate that title... was unintentionally funny the whole way through. Easily a better comedy than The Help (is that a comedy? it was advertised as one).

[Avaitor]

I just couldn't take it seriously at all, even if it was based on true events. It just seems like some chick got high while watching The Color Purple on TV and thought it'd make for a good story if she modernized that with elements of her own ghetto lifestyle, and wrote at least half of it stoned.

But yeah, idk if I'm going to see Human Centipede 2. Even though the first one didn't really shock me, watching it was hardly what I'd call a good time.

[Foggle]

See it with some friends. That's the only reason I committed to watching either of them.

[Avaitor]

Well, we do have bad movie night, although I supply most of the movies.

Highlights included Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Troll 2, Birdemic (which wouldn't even finish for us!), Garbage Pail Kids, and yes, The Room.

[Foggle]

GARBAGE DAY

[Avaitor]

Oh, I tried Trash Humpers on them, but they couldn't even sit through 5 minutes of it.

[Dr. Insomniac]

Oh, I tried Trash Humpers on them, but they couldn't even sit through 5 minutes of it.

Aw, why not? Trash Humpers is fucking art.

[Foggle]

What's Trash Humpers? It's not... what it sounds like... right?

[Spark Of Spirit]

I don't even know how you guys can watch these outside of something like MST3K. If I had to watch Space Mutiny without commentary, I'd probably OD on whatever pills I could find long before getting to the end.

[Dr. Insomniac]

What's Trash Humpers? It's not... what it sounds like... right?

It is, sir. Oh, it is.

[Foggle]

I don't even know how you guys can watch these outside of something like MST3K. If I had to watch Space Mutiny without commentary, I'd probably OD on whatever pills I could find long before getting to the end.

That's why you watch them with other people! So you can make fun of them.

What's Trash Humpers? It's not... what it sounds like... right?

It is, sir. Oh, it is.