Your Christmas / X-Mas List

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No-Personality

December 08, 2012, 11:57:49 AM
What do you want this year? What's on your Christmas list?

Other than world peace, or world chaos, or free booze, or free internet/cable/phone/other utilities, or money trees, or an electric chair that looks like Santa's lap which has a mind-reading helmet that magically gives you whatever you wish for in his sack, or a typewriter that makes whatever you write become reality, or total mind control over the gender you find most sexy, or a clone that looks just like you to do all the housework and schoolwork and work at your job, or all seasons to be summer, or fall, or spring, or a time machine...
Well, I got so burned out on the road
Too many fags, too much blow
And then Mick and I split up and I said,
"Kid, it's time to take a little bit of a hiatus."
So I got myself a gig at the coffee shop
and I love it.
Why don't you take that corner booth,
I'll take your order in a minute...

Avaitor

#1
December 08, 2012, 12:38:24 PM
Does Demi's V count?
Life is not about the second chances. It's about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

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I got their first CD, but you can't have it, motherfucker!

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No-Personality

#2
December 08, 2012, 01:40:03 PM
Everything counts; you can't wish for anything.

Except for the stuff you want.

That they sell.

In stores.
Well, I got so burned out on the road
Too many fags, too much blow
And then Mick and I split up and I said,
"Kid, it's time to take a little bit of a hiatus."
So I got myself a gig at the coffee shop
and I love it.
Why don't you take that corner booth,
I'll take your order in a minute...

Rosalinas Spare Wand

#3
December 08, 2012, 02:02:29 PM
I need new socks.

No-Personality

#4
December 08, 2012, 02:08:15 PM
Santa only gives clothes to bad children. And adults. And the elderly. In fact, it's the only variety of gift he regularly delivers to cemeteries.
Well, I got so burned out on the road
Too many fags, too much blow
And then Mick and I split up and I said,
"Kid, it's time to take a little bit of a hiatus."
So I got myself a gig at the coffee shop
and I love it.
Why don't you take that corner booth,
I'll take your order in a minute...

gunswordfist

#5
December 08, 2012, 02:16:16 PM
A shaver.
"Ryu is like the Hank Hill of Street Fighter." -BB_Hoody

No-Personality

#6
December 08, 2012, 02:27:51 PM
Too dangerous- Santa won't give you one.

If there are any throats to be gushing blood, Santa wants them to be his.
Well, I got so burned out on the road
Too many fags, too much blow
And then Mick and I split up and I said,
"Kid, it's time to take a little bit of a hiatus."
So I got myself a gig at the coffee shop
and I love it.
Why don't you take that corner booth,
I'll take your order in a minute...

Kiddington

#7
December 08, 2012, 08:15:04 PM
A girlfriend. Officially.

I feel like I'm close, yet still so far...

No-Personality

#8
December 08, 2012, 09:05:06 PM
Santa won't give you one.

He's greedy.
Well, I got so burned out on the road
Too many fags, too much blow
And then Mick and I split up and I said,
"Kid, it's time to take a little bit of a hiatus."
So I got myself a gig at the coffee shop
and I love it.
Why don't you take that corner booth,
I'll take your order in a minute...

Commode

#9
December 09, 2012, 07:45:04 AM
I'm not going home for Christmas this year(went home last month), and I leave three days after for an 8 month deployment, so all I'm hoping for is to spend the day with my buddy drinking and playing video games.  I don't need anything else really.
It doesn't matter what you say, soon you'll be dead anyway.
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