Ask Jesus

[Spark Of Spirit]

People watch Pretty Little Liars?

Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.

I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?

Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?

I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.

[Micki!]

I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...

My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?

[Dr. Insomniac]

People watch Pretty Little Liars?

Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.

I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?

Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?

I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.

My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.

[Dr. Insomniac]

I recall reading that you heal others by touching them of their diseases and illnesses, seeing as you were just a human yourself, and very vulnerable to physical damage, you must undoubtedly also have become sick every now and then...

My question is, where did you touch yourself upon feeling ill..?

I pull out my right eye and reveal a zone that I rub in order to heal my sacred form.

[Avaitor]

People watch Pretty Little Liars?

Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.

I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?

Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?

I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.

My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.

So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?

[Dr. Insomniac]

People watch Pretty Little Liars?

Spoiled white girls.

But not our lord and savior, I take it.

I may be white and definitely not Jewish or Middle Eastern, but to be spoiled and require a tampon?

Well they say that your dad is all whatever we interpret him to be, so what if I believe that he is a she?

I, too, would like to hear Gnosticism expanded upon.

My dad cannot control me. I, Jesus, do what I, Jesus, want.

So, did satellite give up the ghost too soon?

If you mean a satellite that I will crash into someone's house, then yes.

[Kiddington]

hey jdawg i got three more wishes i need granted kthx

1. a butt 2 touch
2. another butt 2 touch
3. a 3rd and/or 4th butt 2 touch

thnx bro

[Dr. Insomniac]

Here are all the butts you can touch.

[Micki!]

Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!

[Dr. Insomniac]

Hey Jesus, say if we, humans etc, did another bummer and such, would you die for us again..?
Just wanna know what cards we're holding you know, would be convenient to know and all..!

No.

[Peanutbutter]

So just how does the walk on water thing work?

[Dr. Insomniac]

Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.

[Micki!]

No wonder Americans love jesus so much 

[Peanutbutter]

Because it turns out that the body of Christ is oil, and is therefore less dense than water.

Who gave you those sunglasses, and where do I get them? If it was from Lucifer, forget about it.