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M3 – That Rouge Feces Chapter 1: Red Shit Rising

M3 – That Rouge Feces Chapter 1: Red Shit Rising

If you were considering making the Clusterfuck as your go to overview for this season’s “fine”, but mostly awful, anime offerings, you probably noticed we didn’t cover every single show this spring. For the most part this was out of general indifference (who gives a crap about Kindaichi Case Files Returns?), overall disgust (Foggle picked Date-A-Live 2 over Fairy Tail, make your own conclusions), and too many similar titles (Dragon Collection? What’s that?). That brings us to this show, M3…

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Fast Times at Mahouka 03: No Willy

Fast Times at Mahouka 03: No Willy

Super-speed is a bona fide physical technique and not any kind of magic whatsoever, so says the holy Tatsuya amongst his imouto apostles. Any who challenge his mighty reign as the new savior shall be vanquished by feats and powers that were unsheathed from between the lord’s buttocks. Do not cross his ascension to the throne amongst his lowly Blooms, for he shall conquer all with his lack of strong emotion. Some would call Tatsuya a bland man, or perhaps…

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Fast Times at Mahouka 02: Reverse the Polarity of the Moron Flow

Fast Times at Mahouka 02: Reverse the Polarity of the Moron Flow

Well, bully on me for not watching those chibi specials a few weeks ago, because those were essential to understanding the terminology in this show… except it feels unnecessary. Instead of regular old mana, the magical energy you use is called Psions. And instead of wands, they’re Casting Assistant Devices because that sounds technical enough to make the magic seem more realistic than it actually is. Last episode, we had to deal with clique names like weeds and blooms. Now,…

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Crowds-Sourcing FINAL PLUS: “Don’t Call It a Comeback…”

Crowds-Sourcing FINAL PLUS: “Don’t Call It a Comeback…”

Been a while hasn’t it? When last I watched the unspeakable abomination that is Gatchaman Crowds, the show gave me one of the most mindbogglingly inept finales ever, rife with plot holes, characters shunted to the sides, and a final battle that was… not a final battle… at all. At that time, I prayed to the anime gods that such a disaster should never be repeated and I would never have to do Crowds-Sourcing ever again. …Since then, Tatsunoko has…

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Fast Times at Mahouka 01: Oh, Lorde

Fast Times at Mahouka 01: Oh, Lorde

First off, what’s the deal with the incest? Is it supposed to be romantic that these kids want to fuck so badly? I’d be less annoyed if this wasn’t the only thing going on between Tatsuya and Miyuki. Every scene where the two are even a few yards away is dominated by Miyuki swooning for her Onii-sama, as if she needs to say that word as often as she blinks. She’s supposed to be a competent magician, right? But all…

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Cartoon Cartoon Callback Week 8- He’s Such a Horrible Printer

Cartoon Cartoon Callback Week 8- He’s Such a Horrible Printer

Hey guys, I’m back with my Cartoon Cartoon retrospectives! It’s been a while, but I’m glad to try my hand at these again, and I’ll attempt to at least make it through the first season of each of these shows. To save my sanity, I won’t try to post each article up around Friday, although I would like to make these a weekly series after all. Next time, I’d like to add some more comments before I go into these…

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En el Kill la Kill, Finale: Nui Lives in Our Hearts

En el Kill la Kill, Finale: Nui Lives in Our Hearts

Above all that must be said, I have to admire the confidence this show exuded throughout the run. It was wacky and in your face, but it could be sincere about it. The show knew how to make a scene where characters have a mass naked hug together, and make it not look stupid. Not once in this series were there any pussyfooting or restraint, hitting plot points and jokes home alike with the subtlety of a missile. This was…

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En el Kill la Kill, Capitulo 23: Shoemakers

En el Kill la Kill, Capitulo 23: Shoemakers

This week, we get spectacle and joy raining down for the penultimate episode. In all honesty, I’m finding it hard to talk about the series when the episodes are like this. I wish I knew how to discuss anime fights better. Like I can describe the final fight in Fate/Zero as a battle of attrition where both opponents are at their peak. That’s something. But here, I’m perplexed. It’s a fight where both sides pull out everything they have previously…

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Is Space Dandy An Intelligent Show?

Is Space Dandy An Intelligent Show?

I still think so. But in a somewhat different way than I initially believed. Space Dandy hasn’t really given me what I was looking for or expecting from it since episode 3. But that’s okay – I’ve, personally, loved every minute of the last four episodes. Probably more than most, as only one of them seems to have received any sort of favorable response from the general public. And it’s easy to see why; this isn’t at all the same…

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En el Kill la Kill, Capitulo 22: Armistice

En el Kill la Kill, Capitulo 22: Armistice

Well, this had a bit more elbow grease than usual. I must give a hand to Trigger for the fight between Ryuko and Harime. Actions were nail-bitingly intense, with the oncoming Cocoon Planet threat only being at an arm’s length. As always, good fights in this show are as common as a flick of the wrist. I don’t need to point fingers, because everyone in Trigger should be given a hand of applause. They handled it quite well, with the…

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