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Infinite Stratos — Infinitely Awful Part 3

Infinite Stratos — Infinitely Awful Part 3

Episode 3 — The Transfer Student is the Second Childhood Friend If the poorly translated title is sure to be any indication, it’ll be a good bet that another one of Ichika’s ghosts will pop up at some point in this episode. Oh, sure, they say friend, but a “friend” in this show might as well just mean “crazy bitches who try to skewer you with wooden swords”. Ichika doesn’t seem to be the kind of personable fellow that can…

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You would have me crawl to them like some beggar? (The Enemy Below)

You would have me crawl to them like some beggar? (The Enemy Below)

This brings the first appearance of Aquaman in the series. Although he appeared in an episode of Superman: TAS prior to JL, both versions seem to contrast from each other. The S:TAS version had Aquaman resemble his classic self, while the one in “The Enemy Below” has his “badass” look- long hair, shaggy beard, and no shirt, as well as the attitude. This doesn’t make Aquaman all too likable- he comes off rude, impulsive, and a bit of an ass….

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And Furthermore… (In Blackest Night)

And Furthermore… (In Blackest Night)

For this episode, we get a look at the Green Lantern John Stewart. Back when this show was in its production stages, there was controversy over choosing John as a main character for the show, the two main reasons being that it felt like token casting for some people, as well as the fact that there has already been a Green Lantern in the DCAU, namely Kyle Rayner. So of course, the writers had to quickly prove that he could…

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Do you have any idea how corny that sounds? (Secret Origins)

Do you have any idea how corny that sounds? (Secret Origins)

During Earth’s first contact with Mars, astronauts accidentally awaken the White Martians, who slowly breach the defenses of humanity and prepare for their invasion. When this conquest begins, Batman and Superman prove unable to save the world alone and must look for outside help. So with that, Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, and the last original Martian J’onn J’onzz join alongside them to form the Justice League and help Earth face off against oblivion. When watching previous crossovers such…

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Kicking Clannad In the Nads (Part 9)

Kicking Clannad In the Nads (Part 9)

Hey, long time no trial. At nighttime, Tomoya, Nagisa, and Fuko decide to do what any sane teenager would do, i.e. break into school. Tomoya plays the straight man and questions this idea, but Nagisa trusts this path given how her father still remembers Fuko after hearing her name. Since really, how hard can it be to forget this annoying green-haired midget? I know I unfortunately haven’t. After a few minutes of sitting around while the opening plays, Fuko tears…

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To Have Learned and Lost From the Rabbit and His Rhapsodies

To Have Learned and Lost From the Rabbit and His Rhapsodies

You know those teenagers on the internet who constantly boast about how awesome their lives were as a kid, how grade school and Saturday mornings were their milk and honey? I’m not one of them. My childhood sucked. And yet, whenever my dad hit me just for playing with my Megazords a little too much, or those times when my caretaker at daycare told me I was worthless for not knowing the alphabet in the right order, there was always…

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State of the Channel: Cartoon Network

State of the Channel: Cartoon Network

I’m not gonna lie and say that I remember the exact date that Toonami went off the air in America. On the contrary, it’s all a blur to me—I remember I was in high school, and I remember finding out somehow that that night would be Toonami’s last airing (Pacific timer, so I probably found out from someone online, or a commercial, or something) and not really feeling that much more past that. In general, I watched the action block…

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Infinite Stratos — Infinitely Awful Part 2

Infinite Stratos — Infinitely Awful Part 2

Episode 2: Class-Representative Selection Match For the record, I’m not actually expecting this show to be… well, ‘ya know, good, at any point during the course of its 12-episode run. Going into a series that I was already told beforehand would suck, I’m naturally expecting the worst of the worst at the turn of every frame. That said, I am, however, expecting the 11 remaining episodes to not be as dreadfully boring as the first. After all, this is supposed…

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Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 8)

Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 8)

Episode 8: The Cohesion that Vanishes Into the Twilight After being told by Sunohara that more and more people are forgetting Fuko, Tomoya is having an introvert moment before Nagisa and Fuko snap him out of it by confirming that the wedding will be next Sunday. So yay, everything’s happy for almost five seconds. We proceed to get more footage of Fuko trying to hand out starfish. However, people are just ignoring this little green girl and her promise of…

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Avaitor Picks the Top 11 Nicktoon Episodes – Or So He Thinks

Avaitor Picks the Top 11 Nicktoon Episodes – Or So He Thinks

Last Thursday, the Nicktoons turned 20. We had a plan to celebrate this and everything, but our series seemed to have fell through. But the interest was still there, and after watching the Nostalgia Critic’s Top 11 B:TAS Episodes list, I decided to take a crack at something different myself. I picked eleven memorable episodes from eleven memorable Nicktoons and put them up in this list. There’s no ranking here, and each show is put here in broadcast order. I…

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