Hey guys, Foggle here! This season’s installment of the clusterfuck is a bit late (my bad on that!), but hopefully you’ll still enjoy reading our opinions on some of this fall’s shows. And sorry about missing summer 2012… it won’t happen again (as far as you know)! Btooom! No, this isn’t the synopsis to the next Michael Bay movie. Instead, its the title of yet another anime series about people getting trapped in an online game having their lives affected…
Hey everybody! We’re back with another round of seasonal first impressions! This time is a bit different… and more professional. Everything is alphabetized (how exciting), and the end of the article features a short summary of all the shows we took a look at, along with some notes about our grading scale. Enjoy! Eureka Seven: AO In the distant future of the 2005 series, we get something much more down-to-earth than the Nirvash action of its predecessor. That said, it…
This was going to be longer and have more shows, but we kinda’ ran out of time to work on it. Please enjoy what we managed to finish! ———- The New Prince of Tennis Oh hey, yaoibait’s back. Where all but two of the middle-schoolers are in their early twenties, tennis is treated like a DBZ battle, and sucks to your assmar for thinking that girls play sports. Instead, it’s only girly men who can play such stagnant sports. Because…
Working’!! The crew of Wagnaria are back, with pedophilic-to-the-bone Takanashi, misandrist bitch Inami, frothing-bucket-of-abhorrent-midget-jokes Poplar, and some other bastards that I couldn’t give less of a fuck enough to even name them. The plot for this season is… uh; they just hang around and do anything that would get an actual restaurant quarantined or slapped with a cornucopia of lawsuits. The only things that happen involve Takanashi getting pissed over a roach dying, and Poplar trying to grow a pair…
NOTE: Apparently this article never appeared on the original WordPress. The order is a bit fucked up, but it’s back now! Yeah, it’s that time again. Will it be better than last season? Well… Dog Days As a counter strike against an army led by a catgirl named Leonmichelle making its move, the republic of Biscotti must unleash their final trump card in order to stand a chance against this upcoming war. And as always, generic schoolboy #3262005 is up…
Not unlike a disgusting mass of countless maggots, the Clusterfuck has expanded since the spring. Evolved. It swells with decaying flesh and the thick stench of rigor mortis; anime is a horse killed long ago, one which continues to be beaten long after decomposition by Japanese studios shoveling out as many terrible comedies, fanservice extravaganzas, and lolicon incest fantasies as possible. Has the blistering heat of the summer improved things, or has the rot managed to envelop everything in its…
So it comes to this, ripping off AnimeNewsNetwork’s seasonal feature. You know the deal. I’ll post up several episode reviews of new anime premiering this Winter. Most will suck, few will rock, and I’ll spend the day after wallowing in shame. And remember, these are just reviews for the first episodes. While first impressions are crucial, a series shouldn’t be judged purely on that. There’s always the occasion where the show can suddenly get really good at episode six, or…