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Jay L. Corbell · December 02, 2012, 07:53:15 PM

Jesus... that whole end of the episode... I was seriously just laughing my ass off. I know I was probably supposed to be feeling emotions because of what was going on, but... I just couldn't stop laughing.

Lord Dalek · December 02, 2012, 10:36:17 PM

Quote from: Jay L. Corbell on December 02, 2012, 07:53:15 PM
Jesus... that whole end of the episode... I was seriously just laughing my ass off. I know I was probably supposed to be feeling emotions because of what was going on, but... I just couldn't stop laughing.

You think that's funny, try reading "There is but one ultimate way".

Jay L. Corbell · December 03, 2012, 01:47:49 AM

I want a pocket-loli.

Dr. Insomniac · December 03, 2012, 01:58:46 AM

Quote from: Jay L. Corbell on December 03, 2012, 01:47:49 AM
I want a pocket-loli.

But then you couldn't fit it in.

Jay L. Corbell · December 04, 2012, 07:09:07 PM

It's ok, we'll have creepy fairy-sex like in some pictures I'm totally not about to post because I'd like to not be banned from the forum.

Dr. Insomniac · December 05, 2012, 01:27:23 AM

Foggle · December 05, 2012, 01:43:37 AM

Literature is fucking over.

Jay L. Corbell · December 08, 2012, 07:47:14 PM

But... Hyouka is pretty awesome ;_;

Alright SAO, let's give episode 23 a shot.

...and half a second in, dumb bitch is still crying.

11:50 - You know, I'm sure that if I cared about these characters at all, my icy heart would be warmed and melting out of me.

Except no.

17:45 - THIS WOULD ALL BE VERY MEANINGFUL IF YOU HAD SPENT MORE THAN TWO EPISODES ON THIS IDEA

19:36 - Wooooowwwwwwwreally

19:43 - That fucking face made my spit out my Dr Pepper

20:57 - Mmm pose for me, Yui

Aaaand finished. I'm pretty sure technology doesn't work like that, loli fairy. But whatever floats your boat.

Also the fuck did I just watch.

Lord Dalek · December 12, 2012, 09:02:49 PM

Knock yourselves out...

Jay L. Corbell · December 13, 2012, 08:50:14 AM

"Corbell is stuck in SAO. Level: 69. Dies 2 years in while getting mounted by Yui."

Naw but really
"Corbell is stuck in SAO. Level: 29. Dies 3 days in while killing mobs."

Apparently I'm a power-leveler.
MUST BE A BEATER

Lord Dalek · December 15, 2012, 04:53:35 PM

Wow... I don't think I've ever seen an episode so utterly soul-crushingly bad as what we just watched. Never.

Rynnec · December 15, 2012, 05:05:16 PM

...dare I ask what happened?

Foggle · December 15, 2012, 05:32:27 PM

Kirito reaches Asuna's bird cage. Sugou appears out of nowhere, and paralyses both of them. He chains Asuna up and rips her clothes off, then proceeds to molest her (with rape imminent) as Kirito watches while slowly dying. Asuna begins crying, so Sugou licks her face and drinks her tears. Kirito is then suddenly inspired by Kayaba's ghost (the bad guy from the first arc), a psychotic murderer whom he now glorifies by saying shit like "he never ran away." Kirito gains admin rights to ALO by way of deus ex machina, then maximizes the game's pain output before brutally murdering Sugou in a scene that most writers would use as a turning point to show that the hero is just as capable of evil as the villain (but here it's just supposed to be a cool/deserved revenge). Kayaba's ghost appears again, and gives Kirito the World Seed with which he can change ALO back into SAO because plot devices.

It is literally the worst episode of any anime I've ever seen, and makes Umineko look like Shakespeare.

Rynnec · December 15, 2012, 05:59:59 PM

Geez. This show is like the Japanese Eragon or something.

And let me guess, Kirito is excused for brutal murder because "he did it for love" or some BS like that?

Lord Dalek · December 15, 2012, 06:05:40 PM

Quote from: Rynnec on December 15, 2012, 05:59:59 PM

Geez. This show is like the Japanese Eragon or something.

And let me guess, Kirito is excused for brutal murder because "he did it for love" or some BS like that?

Well he didn't actually kill the guy.

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