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Avaitor Picks the Top 11 Nicktoon Episodes – Or So He Thinks

Avaitor Picks the Top 11 Nicktoon Episodes – Or So He Thinks

Last Thursday, the Nicktoons turned 20. We had a plan to celebrate this and everything, but our series seemed to have fell through. But the interest was still there, and after watching the Nostalgia Critic’s Top 11 B:TAS Episodes list, I decided to take a crack at something different myself. I picked eleven memorable episodes from eleven memorable Nicktoons and put them up in this list. There’s no ranking here, and each show is put here in broadcast order. I…

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Ludovico Trials: Infinite Stratos — Infinitely Awful

Ludovico Trials: Infinite Stratos — Infinitely Awful

Episode 1 – All my Classmates are Female Believe it or not, we actually kick things off on a bit of a flying start. Literally. Cut to scenic, sunset-splashed ocean setting, where several peeps in airborne robot suits (a guy, buncha girls, and some unidentifiable person hiding behind a tinted visor) are duking it out in what appears to be the BATTLE OF THE CENTURY. Or something. I’m given the vibe that visor-guy appears to be the antagonist, while the…

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A Year of Disney’s Shorts: Set 7

A Year of Disney’s Shorts: Set 7

Again, sorry for the delay, and this time, I only have two entries to share. But first, go read. Mickey’s Amateurs (1937) Eh, more or less a colorized remake of “Orphan’s Benefit”. Not much to say here. Some different events, same scenario. Mickey Plays Papa (1934) Now this one is a little more fun. It stars off with Mickey reading Pluto a spooky bedtime story (because who doesn’t do that with their dogs, right?), when a curious stranger comes to…

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Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 7)

Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 7)

Yeah… it’s one of those episodes. Episode 7: Star-Shaped Plot Tumors Previously on Clannad, Tomoya and Nagisa find out that Ms. Ibuki can neither see nor hear Fuko. The show doesn’t really explain why, so it just expects us to roll with it and bawl at how they can’t share their true feelings with each other now. Yeah, call me a soulless monster for not feeling it, but I need logic before I can get the slightest bit involved in…

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Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 6)

Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 6)

Episode 6 – The Older and Younger Sister’s Plot Contrivance It’s morning, and Tomoya has been introduced to the sight of Mrs. Furukawa’s star bread. Lined up on all the rows of the bakery, Nagisa’s mom takes an abnormal pride in how she “designed every single one of them, from cream-filled to jam-filled.” After Tomoya bemoans her for concocting such a horrid idea, she falls into a Degrassi moment and complains that her husband said the same thing. Unlike the…

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Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 5)

Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 5)

Episode 5: The Scenery With No One to Care About Last time on Clannad, it was revealed that Fuko’s the centerpiece for the show’s first arc. More specifically, she’s the comatose little sister to a character we only saw once so far. Now put that fistful of sleeping pills away, for the worst has yet to some. After putting two and two together, Tomoya starts playing Scully and remarks on how mental it is for a ghost to be living…

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Ludovico Trials: X-Men Anime (2/12)

Ludovico Trials: X-Men Anime (2/12)

Hokay, episode two… you can do this. So the episode starts with the baddies’ lair—one with some kind of mechanical implants, while the other slightly more human (though still rather Afro Samurai-esque in design). Back with the X-Men, the gang is riding in the blackbird, while Beast explains to the rest his concept of having created a portable Cerebro. Wait… portable… cerebro. Alright, so you’re telling me that the mutant-locating device that requires not just a capable psychic but also…

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Ludovico Trials: X-Men Anime (1/12)

Ludovico Trials: X-Men Anime (1/12)

When it was announced that Madhouse and Marvel were buddying up to make a line of Marvel anime, I’m sure I wasn’t the only one filled with fanboy glee. In particular, I was pumped about the Iron Man and X-Men anime. One episode into the series, however, and I was automatically turned off by Iron Man. Though I guess considering the other possibility of a show showing promise only to fail later in the game, Iron Man came out on…

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Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 4)

Ludovico Trials: Kicking Clannad in the Nads (Part 4)

Episode 4: Let’s Find a Better Show. After getting called in by the announcer, Nagisa is told that since drama club is on hiatus, all activities involving it are forbidden, and that includes the simple act of putting up posters. Tomoya attacks an inanimate object with his fist again and asks her why she was such a doormat, with which she says, “Rules are rules, and they can’t be bent.” After a few seconds of angst, the two decide to…

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A Year of Disney’s Shorts: Set 6

A Year of Disney’s Shorts: Set 6

Sorry this is so late, but between the list and things going on in my life, I haven’t had the time to update this series. Here’s my monthly set.   Hawaiian Holiday (1937) This actually showed up twice in my calendar this month, and it’s one of the few cartoons so far that I have a clear memory of watching as a child. Numerous times, in fact. I distinctly remember going to one of the hotels at the Walt Disney…

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