2018
10.15

La Bizzare Aventura di GioGio Cinco Parte: Vento Aureo

“Eeetsa me! Dio!”

Its the Giorno show! Hoooray! The bastard son of Dio Brando/Jonathan Joestar is alive and well and driving cabs in Naples. But most importantly… he tastes like A LIAR! Of course when you’re being tongued by by a man in white Gucci pretty much anything tastes like a liar. In other news, Koichi is back!…because Josuke was obviously too busy beating up delinquents who disssed his haircut, and Yukako still wants his precious fluids. Also Jotaro shows up for 3 minutes before hopping on a plane to pay Jolyne’s child support. Oh those wacky Joestars! HAHAHAHAHA…nothing happened in this episode.

Yeah Golden Wind’s first episode is probably the weakest we’ve had since Dio The Invader way back in Season 1. The problem being that it simply introduces a bunch of characters we don’t really like out of the gate with some less interesting returning ones to give/receive infodumps about why Araki STILL has a hard on for Dio. It’ll get better, I know that. This isn’t the second most popular JoJo arc in Japan for nothing. But for a first episode, I was somewhat underwhelmed. So how many months before King Crimson/Epitaph/whatever shows up again? – Lord Dalek

Boarding School Juliet

English subs? Those are for fucking soyboys!

Oh boy howdy, just what we needed! Yet another Romeo and Juliet thing, and one set in a fancy high school too so you can squint and pretend Ouran or Utena are back on TV again! Look at all these wacky high schoolers fighting each other without any adult supervision! Oh look! It’s blacks versus whites, and by that I mean the colors of their uniforms! Look at this rich high school student act wacky! Isn’t that wacky?! But wait, the main characters are called Romio and Juliet! Why is Romeo’s name spelled like that?! I don’t know! See, Juliet’s the leader of her team of whites! But get this, it’s shocking because she’s… a woman?! Oh no, a woman leading a high school dorm?! Silly Japanese animes! Wondering if this will have anything to do with Shakespeare?! Gosh! Isn’t that a mystery?! Mercutio? More like Mercuckio!

But the biggest surprise of all is that… Juliet almost gets gang-raped by a bunch of blacks! Guys in black school uniforms, I mean! Tee-hee-hee! But in the nick of time, Romio saves her vagina from getting filled with gooey vanilla extract! And instead of thanking him, she’s pissed! She thinks getting saved from rape is just as bad as getting raped… because she explains it would hurt her reputation if people found out she needed to get saved… and I’d like to reiterate the alternative to getting saved would have been getting gang-raped harder than a girl from Goblin Slayer! And the fight goes on and the fights goes on and the fight g—wait, did Romeo, I mean, Romio say he loved Juliet!? Color my shock! So after more arguing, Romio and Juliet becomes boyfriend and girlfriend! But only in public because of Juliet’s reputation! It’s funny because she’s a fucking tsundere! Man! I loved this anime! It was so fucking gnarly! Almost as gnarly as fucking my girlfriend while hooking Capri Sun right into my veins! – !!!!!!!!!!!!

Conception

Glop, Glop. Shizz, Shizz. Oh what a queef if it is.

You know…when I was looking over this season’s Anichart, one show in particular stood out amongst the rest of the pack. One show dared to go above and beyond the call of duty to provide a concept that spelled exactly what it meant on the box. And it lived up exactly to my expectations. That show was Conception, and it is… by far… the worst show of the season.

So what’s the deal here? Well its another isekai!…strike one…its based off a game by Spike Chunsoft!…strike two…and its made by Gonz—YOU’RE OUT! Oh all right what else could possibly be wrong with this? Oh just the plot. Two high schoolers find themselves warped into a fantasy land when our lead normal guy’s girlfriend suddenly admits she’s pregnant…despite being a virgin. Well actually she’s not, its all part of a dastardly plan to save the universe by having normal dude impregnate several other fantasy world girls to defeat the impurities or something. Because apparently he can’t do it alone but the product of his hot member can. Also because this was based off a game by the Danganronpa guys, Monokuma is in this except he’s now an annoying perverted tanooki instead of an annoying perverted Panda. Terrific!

…no its not terrific, its disgusting. I feel morally appauled by the display here. This show is nothing but disgusting trash. Let us never speak of it again. – Lord Dalek

Second Opinion Once Removed

They’re not just boyfriend and girlfriend, Dalek. They’re cousins. They’re cousins, and they had sex in the first episode. – BloodyMarquis

Third Verse Same As The First

Oh dear god you’re right. See this is what happens when my mind is still boggled over that one cat girl and her ridiculous spinal column doing a squat thrust. I mean really…

How the fuck is this supposed to work Marquis? You’re supposed to be the genius. I just work here! — Lord Dalek

DOUBLE DECKER! DOUG & KIRILL

F***kyew-Tip

Well here it is… Tiger & Bunny 2! …sorta. For many, Double Decker! was a complete surprise when it was originally revealed and a complete disappointment to T&B’s army of fujoshi, who demanded more Kotetsu and Barnaby and instead got Not-Kotetsu and Not-Barnaby, when it was finally announced. I honestly didn’t care. While I enjoyed the first half of Tiger & Bunny, the second was a complete buzzkill of increasingly uninteresting plotlines that I still can’t be bothered to actually finish. Yeah. Its been 6 years and I don’t care anymore. However this is a brand new show! Surely they couldn’t possibly make the same mistakes again!

Well good news! They haven’t! …they’ve made it so that I don’t give a fuck about anything!

Yeah this show is about emotionally fullfilling as that cheap ham sandwich I had for lunch the other day. Apparently the team at Sunrise decided that the most important feature of Tiger & Bunny was the visual look and have gone all in on it. So now we have more rediculous architecture, weird cars, and bad haircuts. And what did they lose in return? Oh…just likable characters…a plot that makes sense…something that isn’t immediately annoying. Remember how you were really into Kotetsu and Barnaby’s early squabblings? How it made you emotionally invested in the Jake Martinez fight (whichthesecondhalfjustspatonitfuckTiger&BunnyThanksForRemindingMe)? Well that’s gone now. Doug is your typical (ie: BORING) cool professional detective of few words and Kirill is just a plain annoying version of Riggs from Lethal Weapon. And the plot, what little there is, is just The Wire…but camp. There is no real development here. The show is too infatuated with its lore and fictional universe to care. And if the show doesn’t care than neither do I.

But there is one thing that makes me laugh…if this makes it onto Toonami in three weeks (the dub is already out) then the salt of the bros who were begging for Tiger & Bunny 6 years ago will be even greater and more delicious than anything those fujoshi could dish out. And this is clearly all I have to live for now. Salt. – Lord Dalek

The Girl in Twilight

Don’t eat it!

Seriously? This season couldn’t go one day without another Isekai show? Wait…scratch that, couldn’t go one day without TWO isekai shows??? I thought we were supposed to be finally getting rid of this crappy genre when Kadokawa banned ’em from their submission contests. And then I realize that that Slime show is actually from a LN from several years ago and the one with the Aikatsu rejects and their silly radio is an original pile o’ poo. This is where we are now people. Japan’s major publishing houses may be giving isekai the boot but animu will always be eternally pandering.

Whelp… guess I can’t put this off for much longer. Settle it with a coin flip. Heads its Sparkle Vampire Precure, tails its off-brand moe dragon quest.

*flip*

The choice is made.

So in this show a bunch of girls who all look kinda dead inside use a cheap offbrand walkman to cross over into an alternate world that can’t tell if its Clannad’s Illusionary World or the Drifting Classroom. However they get more than they bargained for when the magical girl doppleganger of the series’ lead protagonist hitches a ride back to our world for no apparent reason because she owns a REAL Walkman. And then…she leaves!…’k

So what was the point of Girl in Twilight? Lord if I know. There’s no setup, no payoff, and no return value. It does have yellow snow and rabbit snake monsters though. Yay? – Lord Dalek

Irozuku: The World in Colors

“I was just a small-town girl… until I found an even smaller town! I moved to Madagascar… where my best friend was a sloth!”

Why is every PA Works anime about some wistful young adult girl trying to find her role in life as she moves to a new land? I don’t get this formula they keep holding on to. Sometimes it can work wonders like in Shirobako, but that’s the rare time it actually works instead of producing yet another dull anime. You think anybody still gives a shit about Red Data Girl? Show after show of coming of age tales produced by a text generator powered with Mari Okada’s blood. Sure, PA Works shows are shiny, and have pretty backgrounds. But KyoAni’s also shiny with pretty backgrounds, and they don’t get a pass for producing bad shows either. And while KyoAni moved on and started producing different kinds of schlock, PA Works has still been producing works that appeal to people who still think Your Name is the deepest anime ever. Or if you read that chapter of Elfen Lied where it turned out that one girl wore diapers, and you were emotionally moved by that instead of laughing. Because if that appeals to you, Iroduku will be your favorite anime this season.

Here, we have a girl in the year 2078 who’s sad because she’s colorblind. In sixty years of future technology, they somehow lost the ability to make glasses for the colorblind. So instead of trying to help her, her grandma sends her back to 2018 without her consent, any guides, or any money. And we’re treated to this utterly heartbreaking story where a teenage girl has no idea how windows or band-aids work. Instead of asking questions to these past people or getting angry at her grandmother for doing this, she just walks around confused like every other wistful girl in PA Works shows. And instead of playing this for comedy, we’re supposed to think this is sad. This kind of shit could make people feel like middle-aged dads concerned of their out of touch with their teenage daughters, when they themselves are actually daughterless teenagers. Maybe if you’re the kind of person who thinks watching a teenage girl spin in a circle with her arms in the air while people are watching is heartwarming instead of silly, you can get something out of this. – BloodyMarquis

My Sister, My Writer

How to Do Cat-Cow Pose in Yoga – YogaOutlet.com

Ore ga Suki nano wa Imouto dakedo Imouto ja nai is a real gemstone among this sea of anime. While i am a huge fan of goblin slayer (do not judge me) i cannot help but feel my true emotions may be swayed by this underrated darling. The socalled critics might say this show is bad because they think incest is bad, but that is a fallacy. Those people are SJW shills paid by crunchyroll and i do not accept false agendas. i think incest as fiction is perfect as an escapist fantasy for masculine men such as myself (do not judge me). Ore ga Suki nano wa Imouto dakedo Imouto ja nai is about the darling Suzuka Nagami, a beauty with wonderful lavender hair who does everything for her brother Yu. She is the best person Yu could have and in a twist she writes a light novel all about how she wants to do sexy things with him but denies she wants to do sexy things with him so she keeps everything under wraps as her brother meets up with light novel editors with big boobs. i really liked the scene where the editor makes Yu grab her boob because i thought that was funny and a little bit hot (please do not judge me). Twenty years ago in middle school my chinese classmate Sofia Vu said i touched her cunt in a bad place and my teacher Mrs. Lincolnshire said i would go to detention. Well jokes on you two fat roasties because i am still here. i hope you in particular Mrs. Lincolnshire have alzheimer right now and i hope Sofia does not know i look at her twitter every day and tweet gore pictures and rape threats to her on burner accounts.

Yu reminds me very much of myself when i was his age. i was taunted by the small boobed girls too and i want to pay them back. i read books too just like Yu like the books of jordan peterson. It is a shame that there was not a scene where Yu was attacked by several black men (like jason dahmer I SWEAR to god jason dahmer I will doxx you and tell you that you are a BAD person one day) because that would have made my life quite similar to Yu. If i had a sister i would be very nice to her i would tell her her hair is nice and that she has nice boobs. If she wanted me to pet her cunt i would. i know that petting your sisters cunt is a no-no but i do not care (DO NOT JUDGE ME YOU FUCKS!!!). If gay men and gay women can be allowed to exist why not incest? i think wanting to pet your sisters cunt fur is normal and anybody who says it is not normal is a bad person. i am not the degenerate. You are. i am not a rapist. i am not a stalker. i am a healthy young man who just wants a girl to play with. Please go on my tinder profile (ID withheld for this guy’s personal safety. – Foggle) and let me know if you want to play with me. i am very nice and do not hurt women unlike black people like jason dahmer. (I WILL STARE AT YOUR TWITTER EVERY DAY AND MAKE YOU KNOW YOU ARE WATCHED JASON DAHMER I WILL MAKE YOU KNOW YOU ARE A BAD PERSON) – SwampRationalist222

Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai

Whoa. Check out this badass over here.

You know that “spot the main character in a crowd” meme, where the poster shows pictures of various anime where almost everybody in the shot has brown/black hair and regular clothes while the main character has weird colored hair and clothes out of a fashion catalog or Final Fantasy game? The show could use that, because the main character disappears into the crowd several times through this episode. He makes no impression as a person for the entire first half, visually or emotionally. He even blurs into the crowd, as everybody in this show has brown/gray/black hair with drab clothing on. And one could say that’s the point when the main girl shows up in a bunny girl costume to contrast with the rest of the background. As the plot unfolds, her goal is revealed: She used to be famous, but after her fame waned, she became invisible and unseen by anyone except the main character. Maybe that’s the point. About how fame is fleeting, yet it’s the only thing that can allow us to become more than just background extras.

Except the cast are boring. Aside from the main girl dressing up in a bunny girl costume at a library, none of the characters deliver a striking first impression at all. And even after the costume, she doesn’t have much to say about herself as a person. Just that she used to be a celebrity and now she’s no longer acknowledged due to the magic in this show’s universe. Yeah, the series could be making a point over how celebrities and idols become something akin to ghosts after they make so much as a single decision, but this message would have worked more if the show’s world and people were more interesting. For now, I feel like I’m watching no-name characters scared of becoming no-names. If anything, it was like watching Monogatari without all of Shinbo’s stylistic choices. The girl even acted like Senjougahara while having a similar plight as her and Hachikuji. And while the Monogatari series became tiring, at least the direction kept my eyes focused. With that all gone in Bunny Girl Senpai, all you have is a snore. – BloodyMarquis

Release The Spyce

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Ok, stop me yf you’ve heard thys one before. A group of ioung gyr—no yts not K-On, god what ys wyth iou people and K-On? That show was 10 iears ago.

Startyng agayn, a group of ioung girls are trayned nyn–no no no, yts not Senran Kagura. Please never mentyon that show agayn.

Now, a group of ioung gyrls are trayned nynjas and assassyns yn a futur–Pryncess Pryncyple? No. That was STEAMPUNK not the future, man get your scyfy genres strayght.

Once agayn. a group of ioung gyrls are trayned nynjas and assassyns yn a futurystyc world where they represent the reyncarnatyons of–no Kantay Collectyon was a show about gyrls who were boats! There’s a byg dyfference between boats and samurays.

No more ynterruptyons. A group of ioung gyrls are trayned nynjas and assassyns yn a futurystyc world where they represent the reyncarnatyons of hystorycal Edo peryod samuray and warlords and eat spyci foods to become lethal kyllyng machynes.

Wow, Y just realized Y lyteralli just descrybed the plotlynes of 75% of anyme released yn the last fyve iears. Whi didn’t iou warn me? Whi?

So aniwai, Release The Spice? More like, Release The Generic, myryte? Aye iay iay iay iay iay! – ??????

RErideD – Derrida, who leaps through time.

“I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!!”

In the words of Sir Alec Guinness: Yoshitoshi ABe-san, ABe-san, now that’s a name I haven’t heard since…oh…before you were born. Once upon a time he was at the forefront of TV anime’s seinen rennaisance, co-creating Serial Experiments Lain and Texhnolyze with Chiaki Konaka and developing NieA_7 and Haibane Renmei on his own time, all seminal titles in that era when Pioneer LDC was king of the anime mountain before Dentsu’s incompetence turned ’em into the dumpster fire that was Geneon. Yeah ABe was a real rising star in the anime world, and then…(poof) he just disappeared into a puff of smoke.

But now, he’s back! And its like he never went away too because RerideD looks like a show from 2005!

Yeah I don’t know who Studio Geektoys is, but RErideD is an embarrassing debut for them. Character designs are flat and bland. CGI is about on par with a low budget toy commercial anime of the era. And the animation itself is just plain lifeless. This is completely unacceptable now and it was only borderline acceptible back in the day. Guess ABe really needed the Pioneer money and studios like the long dead Triangle Staff to fulfill his purposes.

As for the first episode…well…remember Blue Gender? Well that’s what RErideD is. Blue Gender but with robots instead of cabbages. And the only reason I know this is because they shove it all into the last 3 minutes of the episode. The rest is just bulidup and exposition about why our cutrate Steins;Gate knock off scientist guy protagonist literally just stumbles into a cryogenic container right as the robopocalypse is about to occur. Also time travel is involved, because you can’t have a good robopocalypse story with time travel. Ain’t that right James Cameron?

God what a waste. ‘scuse me while I go back to watching Lain. – Lord Dalek

SSSS.GRIDMAN

Stewart Cheifet Presents: “Computer Chronicles of the Overfiend”

If there was ever a studio that was the clinical definition of bipolar as of late, it must be Studio Trigger. Swinging from the dizzying highs of Kill La Kill, Space Patrol Luluco (well for some people), and Little Witch Academia to the soul crushing lows of Inou Battle, Ninja Slayer, Kiznaiver, and the dumpster fire that was Darling in the FranXX. This is a studio that hangs on a trapeze suspended over a vat of angry crocodiles constantly snapping at its legs and occasionally biting its feet clean off. And no show of theirs that I have seen could be viewed as a better metaphor for this than the first episode of SSSS.GRIDMAN.

A sequel of sorts to the early 90s Ultra-Series spinoff Hyper Agent Gridman, which got a surprisingly faithful US adaptation as Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad (the show title makes references to both), SSSS.GRIDMAN is about as entertaining as watching paint dry for its first 12 minutes. The animation is to put it mildly…limited, going from no frames, to recycled frames, to awkward pauses and actual stills. There is no background music of any sort. And the character designs, while more appealing on a surface level than Trigger’s usual scratch style, are of the “stare blandly into the camera variety.” And when the most dramatic moment of the entire episode pre-commercial break is that of a hot dog getting hit with a volleyball you get the feeling that they don’t have as much material on this script as you would like.

And then…the Kaiju attack occurs…and it is glorious.

Where once there was no animation to be seen, now there is too much. The episode’s musical score kicks in at about 15 minutes and it is stirring orchestral stuff from mah man Shiro Sagisu. Fitting considering all the blatant nods to Evangelion. And the injokes to other Tsuburaya products just coming. This…this is what I paid my monthly Crunchyroll dues to see, shame then that it only lasts 5 minutes, just like your average live action kaiju of the week show.

This then brings up the question…Is SSSS.GRIDMAN worth your time? From this episode alone? I’m not sure. While it does eventually hit a grand slam home run in its second half, by that point the away team was already up 15-2. Give it three weeks? Yeah sure, but Trigger really needs to work on their pacing if they want me to approve that opening slog.

But most importantly…where the hell is Baby Don Don? I was promised Baby Don Don in that concept short they did two years ago. Unacceptable, Trigger! 40 whacks with a wet noodle for ye! – Lord Dalek

Sword Art Online: Alicization

“(Sugou) is probably my favorite character” — Reki Kawahara, 2014

We meet again.

(sigh)

Yup its been almost five years since the last series of Shit Art! A hiatus brought on by everyone’s favorite light novel adaptation momentum killing brickwall: running out of stuff to adapt. You see kids, when the first anime season arrived in 2012, Reki Kawahara had a lot of material already published in the form of his original web serialization. However, midway through this arc, SAO was picked up for publication by ASCII Mediaworks Dengeki Bunko, and Kawahara abandoned the webnovel all together for proper light novel releases. This meant that Alicization which was already twice as long as Phantom Bullet would ultimately take SIX years to finish and the anime caught up, leading to this long dry spell broken up by the semi-canon anime only filler movie Ordinal Scale….which I still have not seen.

But now, here we are, Alicization, for all intent and purposes the FINAL SERIES OF SWORD ART ONLINE BECAUSE HE HASN’T WRITTEN A COMPLETELY NEW ARC SINCE IT NO MOON CRADLE DOESN’T COUNT. There have been casualties though. Long time director Tomohiko Ito and character designer Shingo Adachi are GONE. You can tell from the radically different look to the season with softer lines and lighter pastel pallet choices. It resembles abec/bunbun/whatever’s original llustrations far more than the previous series ever did. It actually looks really good. I’m shocked.

But really, visuals don’t matter. This is SAO of course! Its problems are far beneath the surface. And Alicization’s problem is that its “good SAO”. In other words…its boring. Alicization was a horribly overwritten arc which wasted 50 pages on Kirito and his new pal Eugeo cutting down a tree with a ripoff of the first quest from Lunar The Silver Star thrown in for zest. The kind of shit that gives editors coronaries.

…Guess what! Its all here! They actually made this episode twice as long to fit it in! And this is already a 52 episode adaptation because the arc was 9 volumes long! Oh god.

Well anyway, the second half of the episode is basically catching up with the SAO gang durring their long hiatus..of sorts. Sinon’s found a new Brew Crew in the Moar Deban gang of Kline, Lizbeth, and Silica (and Kirito is still playing as pretty girl for no apparent reason). There’s some guy named Subtilzer (an American asshole who’s probably Kawahara’s version of that Player Unknown guy) whom Sinon wants to smash a shovel over. Asuna now has a silly cellphone app that monitors poor Kazuto’s heartbeat like any creepy doting e-waifu would (oh just fuck for real and make Kuroyukihime already). And then Kazuto GETS MURDERED! YAAAAAAAY

…alas no. Its just the setup for the first ½ of this episode involving Kirito’s new day job beta testing a new fulldive machine and its pseudo-Westworld simulation of real life moving at 5000x. An “Accel World” if you will…goddammit.

Also long discussions of pipes and electrons and how they tie into the human soul. Yeah this is just SAO again Fuck you Kawahara! – Lord Dalek

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime

When one doors closes…

Isekai shows are like Mad Libs at this point. (BLANK) gets killed by a (BLANK) and reincarnates as a (BLANK) in a fantasy world that suspiciously resembles a standard JRPG where he hooks up with a (BLANK) girl, a (BLANK) girl, and an underage (BLANK). It’s been more copied and standardized than anything from Joseph Campbell’s books. The only difference in this subject in particular is the main character turns into a little blob of slime. Something that sounds like a funny subversion of the tired cliché at first, but then I read some chapters ahead and see he becomes overpowered and gains his own harem anyway just like many, many shows these past years. This past year. This past season. Seeing our lead play around as a slime ball is only a distraction for what’s going to come after, and in fact what we get in this very episode.

Instead of letting the main character figure out things for himself, we get this obnoxious narration that explains all of his bodily functions and abilities like this was meant to be a video game instead of a show. The first episode feels exactly like watching a game tutorial, with all the handholding that goes along with such a bizarre and unhelpful creative decision. If I wanted to watch a guy play a tutorial of some bog-standard game for twenty minutes, I would watch some guy on Youtube fuck up for half an hour. Or maybe that will be the point. Maybe it will be like Re:Zero and show all the horrors of a person getting trapped in a video game-like fantasy, but nothing implies that will be the case.

Like when the slime ball meets a giant elder dragon who further explains to him parts of the worldbuilding, while acting standoffish to him at the same time. And just to hammer home how much of an anime this anime is, the slime actually says the word “tsundere”. Just so we can go “Ahahaha! This anime’s referencing tropes! The tropes it’s using at this very moment! It’s so meta!” It’s not dialogue that sounds like something from real people. It’s dialogue which sounds like the creator’s only idea of dialogue came from other anime, games and light novels. And because this anime apparently has some hype to it judging from reception on other sites, future creators are going to look up to this anime, and pattern their dialogue after this, whose works will influence creators of their future, and so on and so on until dialogue in anime sounds like an imitation of an imitation. Devolving and simplifying with each incarnation until even a random text generator could come up with more human-like speech patterns. And if that were to occur, anime years from now will be as detailed and as fully formed as… well, a blob of slime. – BloodyMarquis

ZOMBIE LAND SAGA

Thirteen bites and whaddaya get?

It starts like any other idol show. In 2008, a bubbly middle schooler, who looks like she missed the casting call for Aikatsu, wants to be a member of her favorite idol group. She lives her life in a care free world where everything is sunshine and rainbows. Yup, for this girl, NOTHING POSSIBLY COULD GO WR—oh wait she just got run over by a passing truck (probably the same one that was supposed to hit that bitch Fuuka last year if it was actually an adaptation of the manga)! And then everything goes straight to hell! That charming bubbly soundtrack gets replace by DEATH SCREAM METAL!!!(TM) The title credits are covered in BLOOOOD SPLAAAAAATERS! And it all ends with a bone crushing THUD!!! as her lifeless corpse smacks the pavement!

….congratulations Zombie Land Saga you’ve already won the season and I’m only three minutes in!

What follows is almost as amazing. In the present day, an unhinged man with delusions of grandure and a copy of the Necronomicon says to himself… “Hey! Just trying to bring the dead back to life to cause the end of civilization is too passe! What we should really do is play Idolm@ster with zombies!” In order to carry out his devious plan, he gathers up the corpses of several famous idols from the early 80s to the present who all died premature deaths, including Ai-not-su from the opening teaser for some reason. Why? Who cares! This show is a laugh riot! Also because only main girl zombie is capable of speech at the moment (most of the rest start talking by the end), our idol group can only do one kind of music…scream metal…WONDERFUL!

Zombie Land Saga is this year’s sleeper, a show that I had little to no interest in that immediately starts winning and winning and doesn’t stop winning. It almost makes this season worth living for–*sees SAO: Alicization and Raildex 5 coming up on Saturday* …almost. – Lord Dalek

A Certain Scientalogical Accleraildex V

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