Kawaii Lolis & Sexy Pantsu In “Baby Looney Tunes”

Kawaii Lolis & Sexy Pantsu In “Baby Looney Tunes”

Baby Looney Tunes is about as moe as an anime featuring lolis at their most prime age can get before being deemed illegal by various governments the world over. I have assembled a sizable collection of salacious images from this holy grail of loli service for your viewing pleasure. Have your ochinchins at the ready, my friends, because they’re about to see some vigorous use. First up is this absolutely perfect peek at Petunia Pig’s pantsu. A lot of work…

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M3 – That Rouge Feces Chapter 1: Red Shit Rising

M3 – That Rouge Feces Chapter 1: Red Shit Rising

If you were considering making the Clusterfuck as your go to overview for this season’s “fine”, but mostly awful, anime offerings, you probably noticed we didn’t cover every single show this spring. For the most part this was out of general indifference (who gives a crap about Kindaichi Case Files Returns?), overall disgust (Foggle picked Date-A-Live 2 over Fairy Tail, make your own conclusions), and too many similar titles (Dragon Collection? What’s that?). That brings us to this show, M3…

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Fast Times at Mahouka 03: No Willy

Fast Times at Mahouka 03: No Willy

Super-speed is a bona fide physical technique and not any kind of magic whatsoever, so says the holy Tatsuya amongst his imouto apostles. Any who challenge his mighty reign as the new savior shall be vanquished by feats and powers that were unsheathed from between the lord’s buttocks. Do not cross his ascension to the throne amongst his lowly Blooms, for he shall conquer all with his lack of strong emotion. Some would call Tatsuya a bland man, or perhaps…

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Spring Anime 2014 Clusterfuck, Week 2

Spring Anime 2014 Clusterfuck, Week 2

Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of Dusk Sky I know jackpoo about Koei’s Atelier franchise other than its been running for a good two decades now and has accumulated a whopping 16 games in that time span. This show adapts the most recent one and for a simple straightforward game adaptation, its actually pretty decent. Then again the show does not really set that high of a standard for itself in the first place so… The plot is this: in…

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Fast Times at Mahouka 02: Reverse the Polarity of the Moron Flow

Fast Times at Mahouka 02: Reverse the Polarity of the Moron Flow

Well, bully on me for not watching those chibi specials a few weeks ago, because those were essential to understanding the terminology in this show… except it feels unnecessary. Instead of regular old mana, the magical energy you use is called Psions. And instead of wands, they’re Casting Assistant Devices because that sounds technical enough to make the magic seem more realistic than it actually is. Last episode, we had to deal with clique names like weeds and blooms. Now,…

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Crowds-Sourcing FINAL PLUS: “Don’t Call It a Comeback…”

Crowds-Sourcing FINAL PLUS: “Don’t Call It a Comeback…”

Been a while hasn’t it? When last I watched the unspeakable abomination that is Gatchaman Crowds, the show gave me one of the most mindbogglingly inept finales ever, rife with plot holes, characters shunted to the sides, and a final battle that was… not a final battle… at all. At that time, I prayed to the anime gods that such a disaster should never be repeated and I would never have to do Crowds-Sourcing ever again. …Since then, Tatsunoko has…

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Spring Anime 2014 Clusterfuck, Week 1

Spring Anime 2014 Clusterfuck, Week 1

Baby Steps The shounen sports genre, which was seemingly near dead in the previous decade, has seen a resurgence in previous years with a plethora of popular titles. Unfortunately, with that resurgence comes a ton of formulaic drivel that doesn’t really do anything to distinguish itself in any meaningful way. And, while it’s probably unfair to judge these sorts of series on just a single episode, being that they are slow-paced by nature, we have to hold them to the…

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Fast Times at Mahouka 01: Oh, Lorde

Fast Times at Mahouka 01: Oh, Lorde

First off, what’s the deal with the incest? Is it supposed to be romantic that these kids want to fuck so badly? I’d be less annoyed if this wasn’t the only thing going on between Tatsuya and Miyuki. Every scene where the two are even a few yards away is dominated by Miyuki swooning for her Onii-sama, as if she needs to say that word as often as she blinks. She’s supposed to be a competent magician, right? But all…

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Spring Anime 2014 Clusterfuck PROLOGUE — Flash Croaked

Spring Anime 2014 Clusterfuck PROLOGUE — Flash Croaked

In  a rather interesting development, Sunrise decided to get a leg up on the season by airing their new series “Keroro” two weeks early. Keroro Once upon a time, there was a little show called Sgt. Frog. Everybody said it was going to be the next big thing, that it was going to take America by storm, that you wouldn’t be able to escape seeing that little green bastard no matter how hard you tried…yeah that didn’t happen. ADV tried…

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Cartoon Cartoon Callback Week 8- He’s Such a Horrible Printer

Cartoon Cartoon Callback Week 8- He’s Such a Horrible Printer

Hey guys, I’m back with my Cartoon Cartoon retrospectives! It’s been a while, but I’m glad to try my hand at these again, and I’ll attempt to at least make it through the first season of each of these shows. To save my sanity, I won’t try to post each article up around Friday, although I would like to make these a weekly series after all. Next time, I’d like to add some more comments before I go into these…

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