Oh crap, the robot’s back. And this time, it’s in a field, since that’s where robots usually roam at before getting poached by local resistance fighters. I can understand a robot having stiff dialogue, but hear what the girl says. “Wait a minute, to think that something is strange means, you have knowledge of that which is not strange.” She speaks the dialogue that people use to be deep, when in actuality, they’re just being pretentious in their tedium. Like…

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Episode 1: 3D Girls Have Cooties The story begins with our hero’s latest in a long line of romantic conquests. Of course, immediately after a riveting montage of saccharine high-school dating moments, it is revealed that his relationship is nothing but a charade; one confined to the circuit boards of his portable game console, the PFP. Meet Keima Katsuragi. He’s really good at dating sims and only likes 2D girls. Yeah, Keima’s one badass motherfucker. So badass that Hell’s demons…

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“The wind cannot blow eternally… There will surely come a time when it stops.” – Ziko; Kiba, Episode 2 I scratch at the scabs on my wrists, tears welling up in my eyes. I can’t do it. The realization rushes through my brain. I just can’t. I glance at the bloody razor blade sitting on my desk. It’s impossible. I strain myself to prevent from vomiting on the carpet. “It’s fucking impossible!” I scream, exasperated and struggling to maintain a…

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Rather bold to name your episode after John Milton’s classic, huh? As such, it provides an interesting contrast between portrayals of the underworld. Where the epic poem shows Satan as a sympathetic being raging against an evil creator, this episode’s interpretation of Hades is more in line with Rita Repulsa in terms of character depth. There lies a brief moment of empathy for what seems to be genuine love for Hippolyta, but little else to make him more than yet…

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