Haganai 3 There Is No Felching at the Swimming Pool

Haganai 3 There Is No Felching at the Swimming Pool

Kodaka and Yozora find Sena still obsessed with visual novels, with her addiction devolving to eroges. FUNImation has also taken its time to subtitle it, so the hearing-impaired are allowed to read about a girl coming inside her womb. Yeah, that’ll satisfy everyone not named Jack Shaftoe. They get into another bitch fight over about the sense in playing an H-game at a Catholic School instead of trying to accomplish their mission from two episodes. Yozora proceeds to use several…

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Haganai 02 There’s No God In The Anime World

Haganai 02 There’s No God In The Anime World

Kodaka walks in to find Sena waiting on the table like a stalker in heat. She then talks about how calling her by her last name would conflict with classist issues or some shit. But then, Yozora pops in and starts the club by suggesting that the y find friends by playing video games. Yeah, gaming is obviously the prevailing key to an active social life. Yozora pulls out a non-copyright-infringed PSP and uses the almighty might of the MMORPG…

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Ludovico Trials – Ren & Stimpy: End Of The Road (Final)

Ludovico Trials – Ren & Stimpy: End Of The Road (Final)

So here we reach the end of our journey.   I apologize for the length of time between this installment and the last but you see, if you have never seen this program you wouldn’t understand. As you can see I am no longer Desensitized, but merely the Spark Of Spirit- you may call me Spark, Sparky, SOS, or ‘kind Spirit’ (Yes, Dickens-esque!) for short). I am no longer the person you once knew. I have since cleansed my soul…

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Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai 01 – You Don’t Have Any Friends and It’s Your Own Fault!

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai 01 – You Don’t Have Any Friends and It’s Your Own Fault!

We open onto a school full of people walking, guys playing, and girls stalking each other. The obligatory underage girl with bare feet makes her rounds, while girls gawk at our main protagonist for a reason that only gets more stupid as the show goes on. See, this boy has the stigma of being an abominable half-breed nihonjin with blonde hair. And because Japanese people are either horribly racist or fearful of an oncoming Super Saiyan attack, they quickly run…

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Winter 2012 Anime Clusterfuck

Winter 2012 Anime Clusterfuck

This was going to be longer and have more shows, but we kinda’ ran out of time to work on it. Please enjoy what we managed to finish! ———- The New Prince of Tennis Oh hey, yaoibait’s back. Where all but two of the middle-schoolers are in their early twenties, tennis is treated like a DBZ battle, and sucks to your assmar for thinking that girls play sports. Instead, it’s only girly men who can play such stagnant sports. Because…

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Return To The Danger Zone (Archer, Season 2 DVD)

Return To The Danger Zone (Archer, Season 2 DVD)

As far as I’m concerned, Archer is by far the wittiest and most legitimately clever animated comedy currently airing. Forget the rampant stupidity of today’s family friendly cartoons and the over-reliance on shock value of modern “adult” animation… Archer‘s dialogue is quite raunchy, yes, and the (very) occasional violence is fairly bloody, but it also sports two things shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force (recently renamed for those keeping track) and post-revival Family Guy sorely lack: intelligence and actual cohesion….

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Maybe You Don’t Watch Enough (The Brave and the Bold)

Maybe You Don’t Watch Enough (The Brave and the Bold)

Leave it to the most comedic member of the Justice League to spark one of the most significant elements in the show, one that involves talking gorillas of all things. The first act just seems like pandering to Wally West fans, showing how spectacular he can be by chasing a truck while saving civilians along the way. Then as the episode progresses, the Flash is portrayed in a more negative light as cops yell at him while even his companions…

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Three Kings (Fate/Zero, Season 1)

Three Kings (Fate/Zero, Season 1)

One look at Gen Urobuchi’s Wikipedia page is proof enough that he’s a brilliant writer and a gifted storyteller. With an exceptional body of work featuring relatively famous and often praised titles such as Saya no Uta, Phantom: Requiem For The Phantom, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica, it’s hard to imagine why this guy hasn’t become a household name amongst anime fans. While Fate/Zero itself isn’t exactly new, the anime adaptation happens to be his latest endeavor… but is it…

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Check Out The Magic Circuit On That Chick! (My Thoughts On Fate/Stay Night)

Check Out The Magic Circuit On That Chick! (My Thoughts On Fate/Stay Night)

Note: I have discovered recently that the fan translation of this visual novel is considered bad and stilted by people who can actually read Japanese. My complaints about Nasu’s prose have been rendered void in light of this, so you should probably not read the following article. The first season of the Fate/Zero anime will be concluding its run in a few days’ time. Packed with huge thrills, great animation, and a manly eminence on par with that of Dragon…

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The real test of honor isn’t how you die. It’s how you live. (War World)

The real test of honor isn’t how you die. It’s how you live. (War World)

A distressingly consistent theme within these episodes is that Superman’s been pretty useless. More often than not, his only purpose is to be a meat shield so the villain will be shown to be threatening enough for the other heroes. While it proves effective in trying to show that characters like Hawkgirl are just as useful as everyone else, it ends up devaluing Superman and turns him into the Krillin of the group. As a result, the show ends up…

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