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Kawaii Lolis & Sexy Pantsu In “Baby Looney Tunes”

Kawaii Lolis & Sexy Pantsu In “Baby Looney Tunes”

Baby Looney Tunes is about as moe as an anime featuring lolis at their most prime age can get before being deemed illegal by various governments the world over. I have assembled a sizable collection of salacious images from this holy grail of loli service for your viewing pleasure. Have your ochinchins at the ready, my friends, because they’re about to see some vigorous use. First up is this absolutely perfect peek at Petunia Pig’s pantsu. A lot of work…

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Harem Battle Wars: Legend of the Underfiend’s Electric Boogalo -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying About The Proper Title of Urotsukidoji and Love Tentacle Rape

Harem Battle Wars: Legend of the Underfiend’s Electric Boogalo -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying About The Proper Title of Urotsukidoji and Love Tentacle Rape

Nacho Libre was suiting up for his next cage match. It was a dark and stormy cage match. Nacho Libre has nothing to do with this story though, so fuck that guy. Right in his asshole. * * * * * * It was a dark and stormy 30 tatami room. Kirito lay upon one of said 30 tatami, naked, his cock exposed to the webcam upon which he was displaying his body for all the world to see. Over…

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HARUHI SUZUMIYA’S ASS

HARUHI SUZUMIYA’S ASS

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An Animated Guide To The Birds And The Bees

An Animated Guide To The Birds And The Bees

“This is how you know you’re living in the future: when the pornography bears no earthly resemblance to sex as even the filthiest of us know it. You may as well be renting DVDs of aliens fucking.” — Warren Ellis I could never get with all that Tale of the Fisherman’s Wife shit. I mean, if you want to see a giant octopus penetrate a woman (or man… or dog), that’s cool; not my thing, though. But that’s the lighthearted…

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A Twist In Fate: The Greatest Story Ever Told

A Twist In Fate: The Greatest Story Ever Told

As a budding writer, I’d say I’m a man who knows his craft. Or, at least, I thought I knew. That all changed a few hours ago. What you are about to witness is the single most amazing piece of literary fiction ever conceived. Okay, not really; it’s a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfiction. For those of you who’ve been living under a rock for the past year, MLP: FiM is a cartoon comedy about candy-colored ponies singing…

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Return To The Danger Zone (Archer, Season 2 DVD)

Return To The Danger Zone (Archer, Season 2 DVD)

As far as I’m concerned, Archer is by far the wittiest and most legitimately clever animated comedy currently airing. Forget the rampant stupidity of today’s family friendly cartoons and the over-reliance on shock value of modern “adult” animation… Archer‘s dialogue is quite raunchy, yes, and the (very) occasional violence is fairly bloody, but it also sports two things shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force (recently renamed for those keeping track) and post-revival Family Guy sorely lack: intelligence and actual cohesion….

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Check Out The Magic Circuit On That Chick! (My Thoughts On Fate/Stay Night)

Check Out The Magic Circuit On That Chick! (My Thoughts On Fate/Stay Night)

Note: I have discovered recently that the fan translation of this visual novel is considered bad and stilted by people who can actually read Japanese. My complaints about Nasu’s prose have been rendered void in light of this, so you should probably not read the following article. The first season of the Fate/Zero anime will be concluding its run in a few days’ time. Packed with huge thrills, great animation, and a manly eminence on par with that of Dragon…

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Special Review! Excel Saga, Volume 22

Special Review! Excel Saga, Volume 22

I recently stumbled upon this fine fellow’s wonderful review of the upcoming 22nd volume of Excel Saga. Now, we here at Animation Revelation don’t usually review graphic novels, but I felt that I needed to make an exception in this case; Chris “Studly” Zimmerman’s review simply was not mentally deficient enough to provide a proper analysis of content or achieve his goal of delivering a brilliant critique on Excel’s latest misadventures. As you are no doubt aware, AR takes great…

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Finish Him! – Umineko Episodes 17-26

Finish Him! – Umineko Episodes 17-26

NOTE: This is about the anime adaptation. I like the visual novel – it’s good. Also, I wrote this over three years ago and acknowledge that it is very abrasive and kind of obnoxious. I’m only leaving it up for posterity. Please do not judge the rest of our blog on the merits of this particular piece. After discovering the existence of a PS3 port/remake of the original Umineko visual novel, I remembered that — against my better judgment —…

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Anime Fucking Sucks

Anime Fucking Sucks

And no, I don’t mean this: Goddamn I love Excel Saga. I mean this: Goddamn I hate Soulja Boy. That’s right, Soulja Boy is back up in it (OH!), and this time he’s released not one, but two singles that rival his collaboration with Justin Bieber as worst song of the 21st century. And they’ve got to be pretty fucking bad to do that. Both of these songs just happen to be about anime. Now, before I begin my tirade,…

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